I thought this was pretty funny I found several of them. Sorry if it's already been posted.

TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE A DANCER!
10. We aren't as delicate and fragile as we look.
9. We have great technique.
8. We preform well under pressure
7. We have good rhythm.
6. We don't mind a little competition- we work hard to get what we want.
5. We don't mind getting hot and sweaty
4. We have excellent stamina-we can go for hours.
3. We totally rock the spandex leotards and tights ( and pants for that matter)
2. We can do it in any position- we're very flexible.
1. Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire...

~Top Ten reasons to date a dancer~
1. We've mastered five positions perfectly
2. We have perfect hip rotation
3. We're used to having bruises on our knees
4. We are used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing
5. Panties do not get in the way because we don't wear any
6. Flexibility---of course!
7. We always use mirrors
8. We are always learning new positions
9. We are willing to sacrifice our bodies
10. We believe practice makes perfect

Top Ten reasons to date a DANCER:
1. They can bend in ways you couldn't imagine.
2. They can shake it like no other.
3. Being close to naked is normal for them.
4. It only takes a second to get into a good rhythm.
5. They're perfectionists: theyll keep going until they hit it.
6. They have the stamina to work it for hours and never get tired.
7. They love to try new moves.
8. They get lots of practice and they can go all night long.
9. They are completley comfortable with their legs above their heads.
10. You never have to get jealous because most of the guys they work with are gay.

I remember the last time this was posted...shallow, but amusing.

lol.. ive heard like reasons to date a swimmer .. but never a dancer lol it was quite amusing thanksss.. lol

keep on dancin
dancingqueen12

Does anybody know a site where they have all of those?

like to :
date a dancer,
to date a soccer player,
hockey player etc...

haha those are funny. i am a horseback rider and there are many like those as well.

lol!!!
haha, thats great!
i'm gunna show that to my ex as he just dumped me! heehee

great post!
xxx

*giggles*

Those are funny, but, kind of perverted at the same time. Strangest part - they're all true.

peace out
sh'naynay

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You made my day lol this was so funny, and true!!
Thanx for posting it


Paola

Hehe! Cute and funny... I must send that round!

Guys are always like "WOW, you do ballet (brain works a bit)... Can you do the splits ?!"... sooo silly!

that was cute, though a good deal of those only apply to ballet dancers

My favorites have been the hockey player, the skateboarder, the cheerleader, and now the dancer. Us dancers, I'll tell ya.. hah

Later!
Amanda

hello

some really good points on hhere

jenny xxxx

Sometime I will have to post this on my xanga. I will also have to show this to my boyfriend. He would laugh at it. Also he just joined my dance class so I am dating a dancer now.

what s the swimmer one?

That's really funny, and I agree it's sad- but most of it is true. lol

Lotsa love,
aechic420

I always loved these things. Karma for you because I've actually never seen that first one before. As well as some in the second list.

Those are SOOO true... and SOOO funny! My boyfriend LOVED them... and agreed they are so true! LOL... thanks for posting!

lotsa love,
HotDancer87

!!! they cool!!!!

LOL

kept me and mates amused!!!!

love andrea

ha those are great and very true,that site is fun!

LOL

So funny!!!

not all dancers are gay! my boyfriend is a ballet dancer! 2 years... and yes... so true haha.