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Senior Citizen Road Trip
By Dream_chaserPremium member Comments: 25854, member since Thu Jul 26, 2001
On Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:35 AM

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.

After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man.

He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up for a single minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.
As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her,

While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.

.....

This coming week is National Senior Mental Health Week. You can do YOUR part by remembering to contact at least one
unstable Senior to show you care.

I have now done MY part.

5 Replies to Senior Citizen Road Trip

re: Senior Citizen Road Trip (karma: 1)
By ChristinePremium member Comments: 6818, member since Wed Feb 04, 2009
On Thu Nov 15, 2012 02:09 AM
I was actually considering having sex with the crazy old grump I've been living with for most of my life. Then again, he might rather have a pot roast dinner with mashed potatoes and a homemade chocolate cake. So much for acts of kindness.

Keep On Dancing*
re: Senior Citizen Road Trip
By Dream_chaserPremium member Comments: 25854, member since Thu Jul 26, 2001
On Thu Nov 15, 2012 02:52 AM
Haha! Christine!
re: Senior Citizen Road Trip
By schuhplattlerPremium member Comments: 3037, member since Sat Dec 23, 2006
On Thu Nov 15, 2012 07:49 AM
Sorry, I can't consider this funny because I have forgotten too many things, but you are not old until you forget your nose.
re: Senior Citizen Road Trip
By Dream_chaserPremium member Comments: 25854, member since Thu Jul 26, 2001
On Thu Nov 15, 2012 02:35 PM
My nose? What's that?
re: Senior Citizen Road Trip
By schuhplattlerPremium member Comments: 3037, member since Sat Dec 23, 2006
On Thu Nov 15, 2012 04:27 PM
Imagine having to retrace your steps in search of your nose.

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