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A Musical Joke for everyone.... (karma: 8)
By ChristinePremium member Comments: 6817, member since Wed Feb 04, 2009
On Tue Feb 19, 2013 04:26 PM

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This showed up on fb today and it is so funny I had to share it here on DDN, a place where members will actually "get it".

"C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility."

Keep On Dancing*

3 Replies to A Musical Joke for everyone....

re: A Musical Joke for everyone.... (karma: 1)
By Chaconnemember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member Comments: 6359, member since Thu Jul 12, 2007
On Tue Feb 19, 2013 09:49 PM
I got it...my 60 years of playing experience and lessons did not go to waste.

Jon
re: A Musical Joke for everyone.... (karma: 1)
By SoClassy Comments: 316, member since Mon Dec 03, 2012
On Wed Feb 20, 2013 02:08 AM
Seen this before, never fails to make me laugh!!
re: A Musical Joke for everyone.... (karma: 1)
By oz_helenmember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member Comments: 11196, member since Sat Aug 10, 2002
On Fri Feb 22, 2013 09:38 AM
Very cute. Got all the references, of course. :)

Helen

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