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Smart blond (karma: 3)
By Dream_chaserPremium member Comments: 25854, member since Thu Jul 26, 2001
On Mon Jun 24, 2013 09:28 PM

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?” The blonde replies…..”Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”

4 Replies to Smart blond

re: Smart blond
By Chaconnemember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member Comments: 6359, member since Thu Jul 12, 2007
On Tue Jun 25, 2013 06:01 PM
Very good one...I'll have to add to my repertory.

Jon
re: Smart blond
By Dream_chaserPremium member Comments: 25854, member since Thu Jul 26, 2001
On Tue Jun 25, 2013 08:40 PM
Hehe, loved it. My cousin emailed it to me. I don't share many, but this one made me laugh. :D
re: Smart blond
By Dancing_EMTmember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member Comments: 3466, member since Wed Dec 08, 2004
On Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:11 PM
Dream_chaser wrote:

Hehe, loved it. My cousin emailed it to me. I don't share many, but this one made me laugh. :D


That could also work in Chicago. Parking is beyond insane there.
re: Smart blond
By Dream_chaserPremium member Comments: 25854, member since Thu Jul 26, 2001
On Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:16 PM
I am sure most, big cities have those issues. Too bad I don't own an expensive car, so I could do that!! LOL

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