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Humor PG-13
First the Apple
By Dream_chaserPremium member Comments: 25854, member since Thu Jul 26, 2001
On Fri Nov 22, 2013 04:50 PM
Edited by Dream_chaser (11405) on 2013-11-22 16:51:39
Edited by Dream_chaser (11405) on 2013-11-22 16:52:06

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; “Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”
The woman continued, “And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren't you having any?”
She replies, “Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police.”

Adam ate the apple, too!

Men will never learn

2 Replies to First the Apple

re: First the Apple
By pasdebourretenduPremium member Comments: 1831, member since Mon Oct 24, 2005
On Wed Jan 22, 2014 02:17 AM
Ha, smart woman! I was wondering what kind of idiot would drink before the cops came... then I was like, ohhhhhh a man trying to get some! :O
re: First the Apple
By schuhplattlerPremium member Comments: 3037, member since Sat Dec 23, 2006
On Wed Jan 22, 2014 07:21 AM
pasdebourretendu, there is another side to this. Distrust might be the last lesson a man wants to learn, and you then would have to work hard and long to teach him that valuable lesson. But if you succeed, give yourself a pat on the back. He never will forget that lesson, and he won't need your final drill - feigned dismay at his finally having learned.