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Mom and Dad need you!
By Dream_chaserPremium member Comments: 25854, member since Thu Jul 26, 2001
On Fri Nov 22, 2013 05:10 PM

An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" She calls their father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper. DO YOU HEAR ME?” She hangs up the phone.

The old man turns to his wife and says, "Okay, they’re both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.

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re: Mom and Dad need you!
By schuhplattlerPremium member Comments: 3037, member since Sat Dec 23, 2006
On Fri Nov 22, 2013 06:41 PM
Hey! you posted essentially this same thread about six years ago!
www.dance.net . . .
But I like the picture.
re: Mom and Dad need you!
By Sakura_Efreet Comments: 707, member since Fri May 02, 2008
On Fri Nov 22, 2013 06:51 PM
I love this! Too funny. Thanks for sharing, I needed a good laugh.
re: Mom and Dad need you!
By Dream_chaserPremium member Comments: 25854, member since Thu Jul 26, 2001
On Fri Nov 22, 2013 06:58 PM
schuhplattler wrote:

Hey! you posted essentially this same thread about six years ago!
www.dance.net . . .
But I like the picture.


Hahaha!! I suffer from CRS!! A good joke is always a good joke. LOL

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