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re: To Corrupt a Wish
By SoloJazzDancer Comments: 21529, member since Wed Jun 30, 2004
On Sun Aug 24, 2014 08:03 AM
I know it was tongue in cheek and sorry I forgot to make a wish.

Granted but all that chocolate makes you break out in hives the size of quarters all over your body & you become a recluse. No dance for you!

I wish I could get my new computer set up so I can use it to send e-mail's.
re: To Corrupt a Wish
By hummingbird Comments: 10419, member since Mon Apr 18, 2005
On Sun Aug 24, 2014 10:06 PM
Granted, you get your email up and running and you get a spamtastic attack from all over the globe!

I wish the radio worked properly in my car.
re: To Corrupt a Wish
By FDIC Comments: 22, member since Tue Jul 15, 2014
On Mon Aug 25, 2014 06:27 AM
Wish Granted but when tuning in it short circuits and your whole car stops working.

I wish i could go home from work earlier.
re: To Corrupt a Wish
By schuhplattlerPremium member Comments: 3037, member since Sat Dec 23, 2006
On Mon Aug 25, 2014 08:19 AM
(This one is too obvious)
Granted, but you now have to start work far far earlier.

I wish that every city over 100,000 population had a public transit system that meets Vienna's current standards.
re: To Corrupt a Wish
By SoloJazzDancer Comments: 21529, member since Wed Jun 30, 2004
On Mon Aug 25, 2014 01:36 PM
Granted but everyday the only seat left is next to a guy who smells stinker then a skunk!

I wish I was taller then 4'6" tall.
re: To Corrupt a Wish
By Sumayah Comments: 6878, member since Wed Nov 12, 2008
On Mon Aug 25, 2014 04:41 PM
Granted! Check the mirror because you've grown! You are now 4'6.25" tall!

I wish my work day was over.
re: To Corrupt a Wish
By SoloJazzDancer Comments: 21529, member since Wed Jun 30, 2004
On Mon Aug 25, 2014 08:54 PM
Granted but it's 2 am and it's 130 degrees out!

I wish I had a new job.
re: To Corrupt a Wish
By hummingbird Comments: 10419, member since Mon Apr 18, 2005
On Mon Aug 25, 2014 09:58 PM
Granted, you're doing a very valuable job… cleaning public toilets.

Come on, what could actually be more of a valuable (not pleasant but valuable) job? We all need somewhere clean to pee!

I wish my basement didn't look so much like a dump!
re: To Corrupt a Wish
By SoloJazzDancer Comments: 21529, member since Wed Jun 30, 2004
On Tue Aug 26, 2014 08:34 PM
Granted but the people who were supposed to clean out your basement just brought in more stuff and didn't take anything away!

I wish my dance class was longer then half an hour.
re: To Corrupt a Wish
By Sumayah Comments: 6878, member since Wed Nov 12, 2008
On Wed Aug 27, 2014 12:32 PM
Granted! Your class is now three hours long. Hope you brought your water bottle!

I wish I had a teleporter.
re: To Corrupt a Wish
By hummingbird Comments: 10419, member since Mon Apr 18, 2005
On Wed Aug 27, 2014 02:10 PM
Edited by hummingbird (128773) on 2014-08-27 14:11:26
Granted, but it's as reliable as the Tardis, your first trip takes you back in time face to face with a T Rex and he's inviting you to be dinner.

I wish the Canada Geese weren't already flying south over my house, that means winter is already on it's way, this also means that snow isn't far behind.
re: To Corrupt a Wish
By SoloJazzDancer Comments: 21529, member since Wed Jun 30, 2004
On Wed Aug 27, 2014 06:37 PM
Granted. They aren't flying over your house, they have landed on your roof and you know what geese do when they have to go.

By the way, I'd love a 3 hour dance class! I love to dance that much!

I wish I could play the harp.
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