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My roommate's mother sends a package
By SwordInStone Comments: 193, member since Thu Aug 11, 2011
On Tue Mar 10, 2015 04:33 AM

My roommate comes in with one small suitcase for the whole semester. A month later, a large package comes in from her mom. In it are her clothes, a single boot and a single sneaker. Keep in mind that this is a package from another country.

So I tell my mom this, but the phone signal was bad, she mishears me, and she says, "Oh, it's so considerate of her mother to send two kinds of shoes." I had to explain that it wasn't two different pairs of shoes, it was two different shoes...

Later another package arrives containing the other boot and sneaker...

I was making fun of her mom for being wacky, but one day when I thought I was alone, I pretended to play the violin with my computer, using a banana as the bow. I heard someone laughing and realised that my roommate left her Skype open, and that her mother was watching me.