This practice is for:
Jesse
Joey
Danny
Stephanie
DJ


Beginning Credit:
Whatever happened to predictability.
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV?
How did I get delivered here?
Somebody tell me please!
This old world's confusing me.
Clouds as mean as you've ever seen
Ain't a bird who knows your tune.
Then a little voice inside you Whispers,
"Don't sell your dreams" , so soon
Everywhere you look,
everywhere you look (there's a heart)
A hand to hold on to.
Everywhere you look
everywhere you look (there's a face of)
Somebody who needs you.
Everywhere you look.
When you're lost out there & you're all alone.
A knight is waiting to carry you home.
Everywhere you look

(End Credit)
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"Our Very First Night"


In Michelle’s Room

Jesse: All right

Joey: & the diaper is…ON

Jesse: Beautiful! 17 minutes. We beat our old record by 37 minutes.

Joey & Jesse: Baby wipe.

Joey: Hold it. I'm about to make a quantum leap in diaper theory.

Jesse: Go w/ it, go w/ it.

Joey: If we triple the diaper, we get 3 times the protection, but we change her 1/3 as often.

Jesse: Loving it, loving it. We get 2 diapers & Michelle Tanner, come on down.

Joey: The other way to go is to tie a hefty bag around her waist. That way we'd only have to change her on trash day.

Jesse: (talking to Michelle) Jr. Jammy time. Ha!

Joey: (talking to Michelle) It's you!

Jesse: All right. We go. (talking to Joey while doing the diapiers) We put the leg in…like…so…simply…uh…we tie…like this…very nice.

Joey: Wow! Snagging a plan. I suggest something eles. We go w/ the lovely 2 piece ensemble from baby Almani.

Jesse: Using your head, using your head. All right. here you go.

Joey: O yuppie, baby.

Jesse: O, this is great.

Danny walks in

Danny: Ok I got the girls…

Joey & Jesse: TADA!!!

Danny: Gentleman, Tarzan, who was raised in the jungle by apes, went to bed in better shape then that baby.

Jesse: Big deal. You're about a guy who wore diapers his entire life.

Danny: I really appreciate the effort, but I'll take it from here.

Jesse: O yeah! Now that all the work is done. Good night, Michelle.

Joey: (imitating a baby) Good night, Uncle Jesse. Next time you see me, I'll have a big surprise for you. I don't care how many diapers I have on. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Danny: (Taking Michelle) Give me my kid! (to Michelle) O! You really are a good sport.

In Jesse's Room, Stephanie walks in.

Stephanie: Hi, Uncle Jesse

Jesse: How are you doing, kid?

Stephanie: (looking around) What's happened to my room?

Jesse: It's pretty cool, huh? Look at this! (He walks to Elvis poster) I hung Elvis up here.

Stephanie: Over my bunnies?

Jesse: Stephanie, you're bunnies are very…pink.

Stephanie: My mom made these bunnies just for me. Don’t you like them?

Jesse: These bunnies. I love these bunnies. I'm sure Elvis had bunnies hanging all over Graceland.

Danny walks in

Danny: Ok riddle time. What had blond hair, purple P.J.'s, & is way past their bedtime?

Stephanie: Um…Elvis?

Joey walks in

Joey: Steph, the sandman express is coming. All aboard.

Stephanie goes on Joey's back

Stephanie: HO HO

Jesse: (to Danny) You see that? Any of your ape friends do that for Tarzen?

In Stephanie & D.J.'s room. Joey & Stephanie go thro the door while D.J. is already in bed. Joey & step to her bed.

Joey: Next stop…Stephanie's bed.

Stephanie goes in to bed under the covers

Stephanie: Thank you, sandman express.

Joey: & the sandman express runs every night.

DJ: If I get on now, you'll drop me off at the nearest hotel?

Danny & Jesse walk in

Danny: Ok, lets say goodnight.

Jesse: Alright, goodnight JR babes.

Stephanie: Uncle Jesse, tell us a bedtime story.

Jesse: Uncle Jesse doesn't not know any bedtime stories.

Stephanie: Yes he does.

Jesse: No he doesn't.

Stephanie: Yes he does.

Jesse: (sternly) No he doesn't.

Stephanie: (pretending crying. Rubbing her eyes) Yes he doesssssss.

Jesse: I'll make 1 up!

Stephanie: Yeeeeahhhhh!!!

Stephanie runs to D.J.'s bed & lies to the right of her

Jesse: Alright fellows, help me out here.

Joey: We'll make it to a game. Steph, you start the story & you girls point to us when you want someone else to take over.

Stephanie: Ok. Once upon a time there was a pretty girl named Cinderella. (points to Danny) Daddy.

Danny: & uh…Cinderella wanted to go to this big fancy ball. & on the way she wandered into this cabin, & she fell asleep in Papa Bear’s bed.

Stephanie: I don’t think so.

Danny: No wait honey, it gets better. She is on the bed, out like a light. When all of a sudden…

Stephanie: Gggg! Joey…

Joey: Um...when Cinderella woke up, she was real thirsty. So she went to a 7-11 & got a slurped where…she ran into Bullwinkle. Bullwinkle said (acted like Bullwinkle) “Hello Cinderella. Would you like to come to the ball w/ me? Not only as I a great dancer but you can hang your coat on my antlers.” (to Danny & Jesse) Kids love this stuff. (Back to the story) So…

DJ: Gggg! Uncle Jesse!

Jesse: So Cinderella & Bullwinkle, they get married right. They go on the Newly Wed Game. & they win a grand prize selected especially for them. The End. Good night.
Stephanie Gggg! Daddy.

Danny: Until the big bad wolf came on them. & he said “Open up, or I’ll huff, & I’ll puff, & I’ll blow your house down. & I can do it too because as we all know wolves have an amazing lung capacity.”

Stephanie: Gggg! Joey!

Joey: Hhhhhhuuu!!

DJ: Ggggg! Uncle Jesse!

Jesse: So the wolf, the moose, & the babe, they all fell in love right. They move to Sweden where the people are a lot more cool about sort of things. & that's the end of the story. Good night & good bye.

DJ: No monsters, no witches, but that story was very scary.

Danny: Ok sweetheart. (Kisses Stephanie) It's time to go to bed.

Stephanie: Can I ask 1 more favor?

Danny: Sure honey. What is it?

Stephanie goes to her bookshelf & takes out a pile of books. Then gives them to Danny then goes to bed under the covers

Stephanie: Study these story books. We'll talk about them in the morning.

Danny: (to Jesse & Joey) Ok. Who wants Puddle Duck & the Quack-Quack Gang?

Jesse & Joey: Read it!

*Alicia comes in and practices her lines*
Awesome!
Luv ya,
Alicia AKA Joey

hey im here! *ashley does her stuff.*
~A89D~

sorry i'm a bit late, i've been away on a little vacation....

ashleigh practices her lines

Sorry I am a bit late, I was finishing a theatre show i was in. . . . Great got my lines.

*reherses them a few times* awesome

When's the next practise going to be?

~*Jessica*~

^ i was wondering the same thing

Ummm, Stacy?

~*Jessica*~

Sorry guys! I've been soo busy now with school and stuff. I'll try and post it tomorrow or later today! I'm sorry!!!!

You said that almost 2 weeks ago, are you going to finish it or not?

I'm sorry! Now that school's started I haven't had time for anything!!! I have school during the day and then at night I have a ton of homework and then I have dance and work...and on the weekends I spend time with my friends and now I might be working on the weekends too...sorry.