This is for:
Jesse
Joey
Danny
DJ
Stephanie
Jesse's Band
Pizza Man

In the living room where Joey & Danny are leaving. Jesse comes down the stairs to the door w/ his band stuff

Jesse: O, Joey, Danny. How are you guys doing. Good night. (half way opens door. Danny stops it)

Danny: Wow, wow. Hold it guys. Red light. Guys, the only way that 3 adults can leave the house at the same time is if 3 children are w/ them. 2 adults can leave, 1 adult can leave, 3, 2, or 1 child can leave w/ 1 to 3 adults. The 3 adults can never leave w/ 3 or less children. Got it?

Jesse: Look that’s all fascinating stuff. But I have to get to band rehearsal.

Joey: Yeah. I have a 10 30 slot at the laugh machine.

Danny: I have to do the sports at 10:00. I'm sorry Jesse.

Jesse: What do you mean “I'm sorry. Jesse” Why not I'm sorry Joey or I'm sorry Danny?

Danny: Because I have an actual job that pays money.

Joey: & I bring the gift of laughter into the world at 10:30.

Jesse: Yes, well I make music, songs that touch peoples hearts, that penetrate their very souls. Now how can you compare that to telling jokes?

Joey: Are you seriously trying to tell me that music is more important then comedy?

Jesse: You got it, pal.

Joey: 2 words. Ozzy Osborne.

Jesse: 2 more words. Rip Taylor.

Joey: The Partrige Family.

Jesse: Anyone on Hee-Haw.

Joey: Charo.

Jesse: Bozo

Joey: Hey. Bozo did some brilliant work.

Jesse: O yeah, right, right. The early Bozo was real good. I'm sorry.

Joey: Ok. We'll settle this w/ the only way truly fair way. Ready go. (they do rock, paper. Joey wins) Once again comedy kicks musics butt.

Danny: I'm sorry man. All 3 girls are sleeping like angels. I know I could trust you Jesse. If there's even the slightest problem.

Jesse: Yeah, yeah go live your life. Hey. Babe it's fine. I'll just give up my dreams to be a success in the music business. I'll sit home & read Honey Bunny & the Wee Little Glen.

Danny: I couldn't put it down.

Jesse: Get out of here.

Danny & Joey leave. Jesse goes in the kitchen where D.J. & Stephanie are taking ice cream out of the freezer. They see Jesse

D.J. & Stephanie: Hi Uncle Jesse.

Jesse: Hi, girls. Girls, you're supposed to be in bed girls. Wow, wow…girls, girls…you're supposed to be in bed girls dreaming about Tweety Bird or Big Bird or Larry Bird or something.

DJ: Uncle Jesse, if we get hungry, dad always makes sure we have a late night snack (Stephanie & DJ go to table w/ a snack)

Stephanie: We're going to have ice cream sundaes & chocolate milk.

DJ: & cookies. (Stephanie nods)

Jesse: Freeze chick. Alright, I know I'm pretty hip here. You guys think I'm a…I'm a idiot or something? Let me tell you something. I know what's going on here. Your dad's gone & it’s lets take advantage of the babysitter time. I’ve got news for you girls. Your Uncle Jesse is a little to sharp to be taken on that kind of ride. Now you guys can have ice cream & chocolate milk, no cookies.

Stephanie: Yeah!

DJ: Ok

In the girls room. Stephanie is jump roping while D.J. is holding 1 side. Bed side holding the other. Food on the floor under a table next to the bed

Stephanie: (singing tune) Hey my name is Zippy & my hus' name's is Zoro. We come from San Fransico w/ the coddled up zebras. Hey my name is Alice…

DJ: That's enough from jump rope. Lets do the hand jive. (Doing the hand jive while Stephanie keeps jumping near D.J.)

Stephanie: Ok. But I can't stop jumping. I may never sleep again. Thanks.

DJ: (stops hand-jiving) 2 bowls of ice cream triggers you a lot of pep huh?

Stephanie: Does pep mean you can't blink?

DJ: No pep is PARTY TIME!

In the living room. Jesse & the band are getting ready.

Jesse: I've got 3 little girls upstairs sound asleep. Sticks. Licorice. All right. Here we go. Jumpin Jack Flash in B. Ready. 1, 2, 3, 4. I was born in a cross fire hurricanes. (they stop) What's the matter? Someone out of tune? (Stephanie & D.J. come down the stairs)

Stephanie: Do you guys do any Bangles stuff?

Jesse: Wow, wow girls. You're supposed to be in bed. What would your dad say about this?

DJ: He wouldn't mind. He'd say we're really lucky we have a chance to listen to the greatest rock band in the world.

Jesse: O well, yea. If you put it that way, year, ok.

DJ: (talking to woman w/ purple hair) Great hair. Could you show me how to do that?

Woman: Sure. It's really easy. It just sprays right on.

DJ: (doorbell rings) O ,that’s for me. (opens the door. Pizza Man is there)

Jesse: Wow

DJ: O, I bet my dad forgot to tell you about our 11:00 pizza (to the pizza man) Hi, how much?

Pizza Man: 11 50.

DJ: Did the cheese slid off or stick to the box? (Stephanie looks into the box)

Stephanie: No.

DJ: Keep it.

Pizza Man: Hey do you mid if I check out the band?

DJ: Come on in. Open party!

Jesse: All right, girls listen here now. It's almost midnight. You guys listen to 2, 3 songs max, eat your pie, then straight to bed. No nonsense.

Stephanie: Boy are you straight.

Jesse: Ready. Here we go. (Jesse starts to sing w/ a girl singer. Joey comes in the door & sees them partying & dancing)

Joey: Conga. (everyone does the Conga. Then Danny walks in & looks at everybody especially Jesse) Boy are you gonna get it.

Danny: Attention solid gold farm team. It's 12:15 & your hair is purple. (Woman is on the couch) Get down. & I don't mean funky. (Looks at Jesse & Joey) Boy, boys, boys. Walk w/ me, talk w/ me. (sternly) How could you possibly let this happen?!!

Joey: Hold it. On behalf of Joey. I would just like to say that Joey is innocent. O, it's true I was doing a Conga when you walked in but I Conga a lot. Hi my name is Joey & I'm a Conga-holic.

DJ: Well,t's way past our bedtime. Come on Steph. Good night everybody.

Danny: Girls get back over here. You're in just as much trouble as they are.

DJ: Dad, I know we were supposed to…

Jesse: D.J. hang on a second. It's not the girls fault. It's mine. I invited the band over, I woke the girls up, I ordered pizza, I was throwing a party & I needed chicks.(We hear Michelle crying)

Joey: Baby alert. Beep. Beep. Baby alert!

Danny: You girls get right into bed. You guys follow me & if that baby’s hair is purple…

(they walk into the kitchen)
In the upstairs hall walking to Michelle's room

Danny: You're irresponsible & your unreliable. (make it to Michelle's room) I'll get back to you.

In Michelle's room

Danny: O Michelle, o honey, it's ok. Daddy is here. I see what this is. Michelle is getting a new tooth. O that really hurts.

Jesse: I had nothing to do w/ it.

Danny: Poor baby, imagine, a sharp pointy, calcified projectile, ripping & knifing it's way thro your soft, tender, inflamed gum tissues.

Joey: I say we buy her a pony.

Danny: Sometimes a teething ring helps. (gives Michelle a teething ring) Here Michelle. Here you go. Here honey. She loves it. (Michelle throws it. Joey catches it)

Joey: Is this anything like catching the bouquet? Am I the next 1 to get married?

Jesse: All right fellows. Let the pro in. I'll show you how it's done. (to Michelle. Put finger in her mouth) All right little Munchkin. Where does it hurt? O ya. Give me my finger back. Kid.

Danny: Well your brains not working tonight, but your finger is doing great. Joey do me a favor. I put 1 of Michelle's teething rings in the freezer. I would like a word alone w/ the alleged babysitter.

Joey: Jesse, guess it's a bad time to ask for that girl singer's phone number.

Jesse: Get out of here. (Joey leaves)

Danny: Well, well.

Jesse: What, what.

Danny: Shame, shame.

Jesse: I fell like I'm being chewed out in the Grand Canyon.

Danny: I suppose I should be happy the house is still standing. I must've been crazy to think that you were adult enough to take care of my kids. You really let me down. (starts to walk away)

Jesse: Wait a minute, where are you going?

Danny: O, I thought I'd call the Beastie Boys & ask them if they wanna take the girls to the park tomorrow.

Jesse: You love this, don’t you?

Okay, I'm not supposed to be practising yet but I thought I'd come anyway! Watches everyone with their parts.

~*Jessica*~

ashleigh comes in and practices her lines.

Stacy do you need any help putting this on?

Meggs here. . I practice my lines a coupletimes.

hey! im here! *ashley practices as always.* great rehearsal!
~A89D~

Sorry Stacy, I have nothing against you, but as VIS President I have to say that you have to get this going ASAP, or people will loose interest and you won't be able to finish.