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If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be? (karma: 1)
By SiyoNqobamember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Thu Dec 16, 2004 02:18 AM

I like this guy, and he knows every single one of the words to that ^ song :)

There was a post on here about the Oscars, and it was really, really, really, really long and some one called Alex made it (I think). Where did it go?

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re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be? (karma: 1)
By Sparkz_NzPremium member
On Thu Dec 16, 2004 02:40 AM
"in the hospital or infirmary!"

haha I love that song!

PARTY IN THE NZ FORUM!!

I invited all my friends dipsy.. hope thats alright...

people.. you may enter only if you can find new zealand on the map.. you have however passed the first hurdle.. finding this forum Congratulations!!

Now.. where are we exactly?

Image hotlink - 'http://www.socialistinternational.org/maps/english/world.gif'
re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
By SiyoNqobamember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Thu Dec 16, 2004 02:46 AM
I can find it! I can find it! It's right....there! Am I right?

I blocked this guy on MSN because he's really annoying. Seriously, he just keeps on talking to me! Lol, I know that's not unusual on MSN, but he says really annoying stuff. Like he asks stuff like "What's a good song to download?" or "What are you wearing?" and he just keeps on talking and talking and talking and AARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!! It's so annoying.
re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
By Sparkz_NzPremium member
On Thu Dec 16, 2004 02:54 AM
hehe I block people all the time. Because I am mean. And because I don't talk much on MSN, and I don't want all those contacts to think I am online all the time and specifically NOT talking to them. Cos I don't talk to anyone.

ow my tummy hurts. damn cramps. I'm off to bed people. Have a nice party without me. Big prize to dipsy for finding herself on the map first, but a cookie for the first FOREIGNER that does it. Oh, and a cookie and a candy cane to the first foreigner who is NOT aussie, cos I know some blimmin aussie is going to win the prize. In fact I betcha Pokeystar takes it then throws it somewhere.
re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
By glittertoes
On Thu Dec 16, 2004 07:26 AM
yayy! i found it! do i get the cookie?
hahah im from singapore,by the way. =)
re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
By Sparkz_NzPremium member
On Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:01 PM
Edited by Sparkz_Nz (29881) on 2004-12-16 12:05:59 adding song. dumb idea, then I had to add all the < br />'s!
muahaha, I think my country looks bigger than yours!

MMM cookies. Of course you can have a cookie, tis a party! theres also chippies and a barbeque in the corner! mmmm foood.


For dipsy, cos shes had me singing it all night:

The Gumboot Song

by Fred Dagg


Righto, kick it in the guts, Trev...

Gumboots, they are wonderful, gumboots, they are swell

'coz they keep out the water and they keep in the smell.

And when you're sittin' round at home, you can always tell

When one of the Trevs has taken off his gumboots.



Chorus:

If it weren't for your gumboots, where would ya be?

You'd be in the hospital or infirmary

'coz you would have a dose of the 'flu, or even pleurisy

If ya didn't have yer feet in yer gumboots.



Now there's rugby boots and racing boots and boots for drinkin' rum.

But the only boots I'm never without are the ones that start with "gum".

I've got short ones and long ones and some up to me belt.

I'm never dressed 'till I've got on me gumboots.



Chorus:

If it weren't for your gumboots, where would ya be?

You'd be in the hospital or infirmary

'coz you would have a dose of the 'flu, or even pleurisy

If ya didn't have yer feet in yer gumboots.



Whenever I sing at the opera, my gumboots are a must.

They help me hit the high notes, and protect me feet from dust.

They keep the water well away, so me voice won't get no rust.

You will not never see me without me gumboots.



Chorus:

If it weren't for your gumboots, where would ya be?

You'd be in the hospital or infirmary

'coz you would have a dose of the 'flu, or even pleurisy

If ya didn't have yer feet in yer gumboots.



Now Rob Muldoon and Rowling, they haven't made a hit.

They're ruining the country more than just a bit.

If they keep on the way they're going, we'll all be in turd.

So you'd better get yer feet up yer gumboots.



Chorus x2:

If it weren't for your gumboots, where would ya be?

You'd be in the hospital or infirmary

'coz you would have a dose of the 'flu, or even pleurisy

If ya didn't have yer feet in yer gumboots.



If it weren't for your gumboots, where would ya be?

You'd be in the hospital or infirmary

'coz you would have a dose of the 'flu, or even pleurisy

If ya didn't have yer feet in yer gumboots.



re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
By Iridescencemember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Thu Dec 16, 2004 05:40 PM
But I like bare feets too. I found New Zealand :D I'm so smart. OMG, dipsy, remember S.M.A.T? Hehehehehe...
re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
By Sparkz_NzPremium member
On Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:11 PM
hehehe, reminds me of the bare feet thread in debates.

Apparently bare feet scare americans.

Odd
re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
By SiyoNqobamember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Fri Dec 17, 2004 01:42 AM
I love the gumboot song. Especially because a certain person knows all the words lol.

Why would barefeet be scary? :?

Hehehehe S.M.A.T
re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
By Sparkz_NzPremium member
On Fri Dec 17, 2004 02:17 AM
apparently, going around barefoot spreads diseases, fungi, and you must watch out for needles with HIV lying around the street.

Man. I'm so never moving to america. I'd have to buy shoes. lol

My sister did that once, she lives in Nelson and is such a hippy, anyways she comes up on the ferry in SEPTEMBER, and I go to pick her up, and she says to me

"Oh crap, I forgot my shoes!"

So she had driven ALL the way to picton from nelson, got on the ferry and then realises when she arrives in Wellington and its cold (being september!) that she forgot her shoes.

what a ditz. So she had to go out and buy some the next day

hahahaha
re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
By SiyoNqobamember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Fri Dec 17, 2004 02:40 AM
That's why you live in a country where there aren't HIV infected needles lying in the street. Seriously, I have never come across a needle-thing on the ground in New Zealand.

Omigosh, that is one of the classiest things I've ever heard! Man, what a legend...
re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
By Sparkz_NzPremium member
On Fri Dec 17, 2004 03:38 AM
yeah I reckon. I was like needles? what? where? And I don't understand the disease thing. Apparently a lot of people go around licking their feet or something.

and yes, my sister is classic. What a hippy. But hey, she needed new shoes anyways.
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By Clairemember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Fri Dec 17, 2004 08:05 AM
does first american get a prize?????
its those two islandy things in the bottom right corner. oh i am so good. i studied new zealand in 1st grade baby! i don't remember anything except where it is and that we did some project with sheep. but still....
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By DejaDerangemember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:43 AM
I foundededed NZ! Yay, I feel smart now. *helps self to large amounts of food* Soooo...
*crickets chirping* Forgot what wonderfully witty thing I was going to say. Oh well.

Marian
re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
By Sparkz_NzPremium member
On Fri Dec 17, 2004 01:38 PM
yay! You found us! We actually have THREE main islands plus the chathams, but, well.. this isn't the best map. But the best I could find that ACTUALLY had us on it. A lot cut out after Australia. I think I live in an imaginary island. hmm that actually sounds rather cool. I live on an imaginary island in the south pacific.

one candy cane for you!
Image hotlink - 'http://www.lostcreekclub.com/private_events/candy-cane.jpg'

and the bikkies are over in the corner!!

mmm chocolate biscuits
re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
By SiyoNqobamember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Fri Dec 17, 2004 05:12 PM
Yay! You found us! :D

I feel cool that I live on an imaginary island that no one has heard of!

Haha, I have a friend from England and apparently when she asked where New Zealand was her parents said "It's a little island in the South Pacific" and so she came over here expecting us all to be natives and she thought her parents were crazy because they'd be the only civilised people here.
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By DejaDerangemember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Fri Dec 17, 2004 08:50 PM
HAHAHA!!!^ I live in a town that would like to imagine that it is nice, if that's anywhere near as cool as living in an imaginary island. (It has all these small little colonial houses and mom and pop shops, and then every year it hosts these KKK people. Lovely.)
Mmm, candy canes and chocolate biscuits. Mmmm. And a barbecue. YAAAAY! (No, I don't actually like barbecued food, its just fun to poke the flames)

Wow, do I sound like a psychopath or WHAT today? Hmmm. (Not the first thread I have spazzed in today either. I think its all the caramels my friend gave me that I have been eating. Oof.)

Marian
re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
By Sparkz_NzPremium member
On Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:59 PM
mm barbeque. How can you not like barbies? Its just foood.. mmm food.

And they are soo summer... I love summer. When it's not raining.
re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
By SiyoNqobamember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:08 AM
SEVEN SLEEPS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!! :D

Ugh, it's so cold right now. I'm wearing two jumpers and these huge, long socks. Usually the only time I wear clothes like this is in Matamata in the middle of winter.
re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
By Sparkz_NzPremium member
On Sat Dec 18, 2004 02:40 AM
I have the heater on! Gosh its cold today!
re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
By port_de_brasmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Sat Dec 18, 2004 08:12 PM
LOL i love that gumboot song!!! Im downloading it now!!
OOOO i know where NZ is because i live there also YAY its awesome,
I want so food straight into the lollies i say YUMMY
re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
By Sparkz_NzPremium member
On Sat Dec 18, 2004 08:55 PM
ooo where are you downloading it from? Do they we don't know how lucky we are too?

I want the fred dagg cd. just for the novelty of having it. I'm sure I'd only play it once a year.
re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
By knickers89
On Sun Dec 19, 2004 03:48 PM
He he... good song...hmm... I found nz YAY.. lol... because its not like i live there haha... hmm yea, i dont know what to say.. other than i majorly need some sleep.. so laters, ha ha

*Nikky*
re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
By Sparkz_NzPremium member
On Sun Dec 19, 2004 09:24 PM
You need to sleep? At midday? What were you doing last night? ;) and on a sunday?


hmmmm
re: If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
By SiyoNqobamember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Mon Dec 20, 2004 01:25 AM
She's in South Africa, lucky Pukeko!

Who did you invite into this thread, Sparkz?
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