Forum: General / Hip Hop / Hip Hop - Advanced

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By Invent
On Thu May 19, 2005 10:12 AM

This is for everyone posting on:

(insert name) VS. (insert name), who's better? who's the best? who's cuter? what is popping? what is locking? what is popnlock? what is capoeira? is (insert name) a man? is (insert name) a woman? is (insert name) gay? how do you (insert activity)? what is a (insert noun)? can you help me with (insert activity)? I need some hot songs, I need a routine (just be creative), what kind of song should I use for my routine? I need help with freak dancing, can you tell me how to dance with a boy/girl...

or any other question that has been asked at least 23 to the 400th power times on this board... please CHECK AND READ the boards. It is broken down into different sections for your convenience.

THERE SHOLD NOT BE SO MANY POSTS ON THE SAME TOPICS.
Otherwise you are beating a dead horse.
the following IS NOT the mentality you should have about beating a dead horse:

Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, on Dance.net, we often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following:

1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Say things like, "This is the way we have always ridden this horse."
4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.
7. Appointing a dancer team to revive the dead horse.
8. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability.
9. Comparing the state of dead horses in todays environment.
10. Change the requirements declaring that "This horse is not dead."
11. Hire contractors to ride the dead horse.
12. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed.
13. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."
14. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.
15. Do a Cost Analysis study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.
16. Purchase a product to make dead horses run faster.
17. Declare the horse is "better, faster and cheaper" dead.
18. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.
19. Revisit the performance requirements for horses.
20. Say this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.
21. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.

Taken from The Humor Archives... with a few modifications...
Have a nice day, and happy posting.
Invent

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