SECTION ONE; The Most FREQUENTLY Asked Questions
Naturally, everyone is curious about tattoos. Why would you do that? What are you going to do when you get old and saggy? Did it hurt? How safe is that? How is it done? How long have tattoos been around? Do they numb it? Were you DRUNK when you got that?
There's plenty of questions one could ask about tattoos. There's also plenty of places you can find your answers. In this FAQ, I'm going to try and cover as many of the possible questions and answers I can. And don't lie-- whether you're thinking about your first tattoo, or you just got your tenth-- there's always another question that can be asked about tattoos.
Is it safe to get a tattoo?
It depends. If you're getting a tattoo done in your best friend's, cousin's, niece's, plumer's garage by his parakeet's dental hygenist... no, it's probably not safe. But if you're going to a respected tattoo parlor and getting tattoo'd by a respected tattoo artist, generally-- it's safe. But I do have a lovely 'safety checklist' for you to read to see whether the place you have chosen is, in fact, safe.
1. Ask to see the autoclave and sterilization certificate.
An autoclave is essentially a pressure cooker primarily used in the medical field for sterilizing medical instruments. An autoclave must maintain a temperature of at least 246 degrees for 30 minutes in order to fully sterilize the equipment." -- Karen Hudson; about.com
Make sure the autoclave is clean. If not-- high-tail it out of there. Was the staff curteous and ready to show you-- or were they hesitant? Or did they not even know what you were talking about? If you answered yes-- or hesitant... go find another place. A parlor should ALWAYS be prepared and ready to answer any and all questions about your tattoo. Especially concerning your safety.
Also, ask to see the results of their latest spore test-- which tests to make sure that the autoclave is working properly. The results should be no mroe than two months old. If they are-- you should consider finding a new tattoo parlor.
2. Be sure your artist is wearing gloves.
Gloves are necessary, not only for your safety-- but for the safety of the tattoo artist. Also, be sure that the gloves fit properly. If they are too big or too small-- the artist may puncture a hole in them. Cross contamination is NOT fun. Also-- if you're allergic to latex... mention that BEFORE they put their gloves on.

Silly goose.
3. Inquire as to your artist's training. Do they have certificates?
Do you want to be tattoo'd by someone who has only done it a few times before? Someone who isn't properly trained? Someone who perhaps didn't go through an apprenticeship of some sort? I doubt it.
You want someone who knows what their doing. Who's been trained in the safety of giving a tattoo. Who is a good artist. You should also ask to see some of their work. You wouldn't want to get a cute little faerie by someone who is known for their bleeding skulls, right? Probably not. Make sure your artist is versatile enough to give you exactly the tattoo you want.
4. Is the artist vaccinated for Hepatitis B? It's advisable that you ask... what happens if you get cross-contamination and you don't know? You run the risk of getting the disease yourself. Always think about your safety first, no matter how outlandish you may think the question is.
5. Ointment, ink, water and other items should not be returned to a universal container after it has been removed for use on a client.
Simply, this means that ANYTHING the tattoo artist uses on you/the person ahead of you/etc. should be THROWN away after it's used. That does NOT however-- mean the entire bottle of ink that they used to pour into the small ink cups. That's stupid. But.. those little ink cups that they use to get ink on the needle-- should be IN the trash and NEVER used ever again. Oh, and those little ink cups? They're called 'ink caps'.
Usually, the artist will use deodorant on your skin before shaving the skin or to make the ink on the design stand out more. Do NOT let them use the deodorant directly on your skin. How many other people have they used it on if they used it on you? Disgusting. Make sure they use a tissue or paper towel of some sort to put the deodorant on you.
6. Sterile needles should ALWAYS be removed from an autoclave bag before being used.
NEVER, I REPEAT, NEVER let an artist tattoo you with a needle that's been used on someone else. That is disgusting and extremely dangerous. EXTREMELY dangerous. Always make sure they open the needles IN front of you with you WATCHING. Pay attention! Don't be stupid and let your mind wander-- be on top of things.
New needles are a BRIGHT silver color. They should not be dulled, brown, or stained with ink. If they are-- get the HECK out of there! In some places, used needles that have been properly autoclaved CAN be used again-- if you find out they are doing this-- I suggest you go elsewhere. You can usually tell because the needles would be duller than a bright silver.
Used needles, if properly sterilized, can very well be perfectly safe. There is also the risk, though, of the needle tips becoming dull after use on a previous client, which can seriously damage your skin when used.
7. Be sure that they dispose of needles in a sharps container.
A sharps container is that white box that's usually attatched to the wall. It has a biohazard symbol on it-- like the kind you see at the doctor's office. Used needles and anything else that is not going to be steralized should be placed in here immediately and disposed of A.S.A.P. But... A.S.A.P. DOES NOT mean that second. Obviously, it won't happen in front of you.
What should I expect when I get my tattoo?
Like many others, I didn't know what to expect when I got my first tattoo. Would I go in and magically be ready to get it? Will I have to wait for the artist to draw out my design? Will the artist be able to create my desgin? Do I have to sign anything? Do I have to show my ID?
I have found the step-by-step process of getting a tattoo.
Step 1: Paperwork and Payment. When you arrive, after explaining what you would like to have done to either a receptionist or a tattoo artist-- you will be given a dollar amount of how much the tattoo will cost. Also, you will be given a form to hand out. That is-- after they ask for your ID. In most, if not ALL states, you MUST be eighteen to be considered for a tattoo. Even with parental consent. So kiddies-- don't expect to be getting a tattoo until you are LEGAL.
Step 2: The Tattoo Chair. After filling out the appropriate paperwork, you'll be seated in the chair. This was probably the most nervewracking part of me getting a tattoo. By the time I was in this chair-- the anticipation was nearly killing me.
Step 3: Preparation. Now, the artist will clean and shave, YES shave, the area. Shaving the area helps keep it completely clean while the area is being tattoo'd. Also, it helps to keep stray objects OUT of the tattooing area. The razor should be disposable-- and thrown away in a sharps container after being used. After the shave-- the area will be cleaned once more for good measure.
Step 4: Making/Applying the Stencil. If the stencil hasen't been made yet-- it will be now. And it will be applied to your skin in the exact area you want it. If the stencil isn't EXACTLY where you want it-- have them remove it and place it again. Once they start... you can't go back. The stencil is like a temporary tattoo-- the skin is wet and they place the stencil on it-- the stencil will then be on the skin where you can examine and make sure it's perfect.
Step 5: Preparing equiptment. This is when the artist will take out NEW ink caps and NEW needles. Clean water will also be poured into a cup for cleaning needles during the tattoo process. Also, some vaseline or A&D ointment will be placed on a CLEAN and STERILE area for use during the tattoo process.
Step 6: Line work. The outline. You know when you draw a picture? You always draw the OUTLINE of the picture first. Same with a tattoo. You can't just jump in and color something when it's not drawn yet. Before starting the tattoo process, some ointment will be applied to the area to help the needle slide along your skin more smoothly.
Now-- calm down and make sure you breathe. Don't panic yourself. Plenty of people have passed out while getting tattoo's-- but not because of the pain... because of them PANICKING! The first minute is the worst-- because you are still adjusting to the feeling. After that-- the pain should subside a bit.
Step 7: Coloring and Shading. Now the hard part is over-- the outline is notorious for being the worst part of getting a tattoo. Whether it's because it's harder for the artist-- or it hurts more-- or whatever... coloring is known for being just easier all around. Shading and coloring usually go pretty quickly-- so before you know it... you'll be done!
Step 8: Bandages. Now, the artist will wash off the excess ink and possibly blood.

But your tattoo is an open wound- and needs to be treated as such. A protective layer of ointment will be applied and then a bandage will be placed over it-- and taped down. It's important you keep this bandage ON for as long as your artist says to. That means NO showing it off until the bandage can come off!
Step 9: Aftercare. Now that you're home and newly tattoo'd you still gotta wait until the time your artist told you that the bandage can come off. This is the HARDEST part of getting a tattoo because all you want to do is LOOK at it. But be patient, the bandage WILL come off soon. Once the bandage DOES come off-- wash it with soapy warm water to get all the ointment off and then REAPPLY a layer of A&D ointment. NOT vaseline. But cocoa butter IS acceptable-- that's what I used.
Does it hurt?
This will be the shortest answer. WE. CAN'T. TELL. YOU. Pain is relative. It's different for every person. Depending on the place you get the tattoo-- how high your pain tolerance is-- etc. depends on the pain. A bonier place is obviously going to hurt more than a fatty region. There's more skin in a fatty region, silly! But it all depends on the person. I have a tattoo on my lower back and felt next to nothing while it was being done. My modern teacher on the other hand thought it was one of the most painful things she's ever done in her entire life.
Can I use a numbing cream?
Numbing cream is generally NOT reccomended because they take FAR too long to activate-- and work for far too SHORT. It could turn a two hour tattoo into a four hour project. That would be ick.
How much will I pay for my tattoo?
It depends on a few factors. Is the tattoo colored or black and gray? How big is the tattoo? Obviously a thumbnail sized tattoo will be much cheaper than a back-piece, or a sleeve. It also depends on the artist. Some people charge more than others. Some people charge less than others.
One word of advice-- DON'T haggle a tattoo price. Once the price is set... it's SET. It's disrespecful to haggle the artist. If you can't pay-- don't get it. Too bad. Besides, it's worth it to pay a lot for the tattoo. It's going to be there forever.
Should I tip my artist?
Tipping is nice. But not necessary. There are no solid rules for tipping, But if they did a really good job, wouldn't you want to let them know by tipping them a little? Do not use the 10% rule on a tattoo though... some can run up to a few hundred dollars. Even a $5 tip is worth it for the artist.
What should I get? Where should I get it? Where can I find clipart?
We can't tell you what you should get, or where you should get it. Being a dancer-- I can tell you that they are hard to cover up while performing unless you are skilled at getting them in not-visible places or really good at makeup. Performers generally should NOT get tattoos-- for risk of losing jobs or their career entirely. But other than that-- it's up to you. Do you want something easily hidden? Perhaps on your hip, lower back, back, stomach, or thighs should be considered. Places like arms, wrists, hands, feet, legs, and neck are NOT easily covered up. So I don't personally suggest getting them there-- especially if you are looking to work in an office or something a bit professional.
Clipart. I hate clipart. Those stupid little drawings on the wall of skulls and teddy bears and faeries. Why would you want a tattoo that TONS of other people have? Unless it has some sort of meaning to you that is special-- please... stay away from clipart.
When is the best time to get a tattoo?
You can get a tattoo at any time during the year and during the day. But summer is more rough on tattoos what with swimming, tanning, and being exposed to more elements. It's just more abusive to the tattoo. Winter is actually the "best" time to get a tattoo. Your body isn't really exposed to the elements much, you won't fade it with tanning, and I doubt you'll be going swimming in chlorine anytime soon.
Can I go tanning after getting a tattoo?
Big NO! on the tanning. The more you tan, the more your tattoo fades. Does that mean you can't go tanning ever again? Depends on how much you love your vibrant tattoos. Do you want them do fade? If you just can't STAND being pale-- be sure to protect your tattoos with as much SPF as possible. But you should be wearing that stuff anyway.
And remember, tanning beds are JUST as bad. And DON'T put sunblock on a brand new tattoo. Try and keep it in the shade for the first few weeks. Once the tattoo has finished peeling, you can start using SPF on it. But remember, a tattoo isn't fully healed until about three months.
Sunless tanning lotions? This is as safe as applying any other type of lotion, as long as the tattoo is completely healed. Once the tattoo is healed-- nothing can harm it that doesn't harm the rest of your skin. But-- fair warning-- it may make your tattoo rather odd looking. It would make more sense to just avoid putting the lotion directly on the tattoo.
When is it safe to shave again?
Did you get your tattoo on a place that you would normally shave? If you did-- you're probably wondering when you can shave again. The artist should have shaved the area before giving you your tattoo-- so you ARE starting off with a clean shave. But after a few days that stubble will be hard to resist. But remember, your tattoo is an open wound. Do you shave over open wounds? NO! If you do-- and there is any scabbing or raised areas, you could risk damaging the tattoo-- and you paid too much and put too much effort in it to do that!
You CAN shave around the tattoo area... but not directly over the tattoo until the last stage of healing has finished. The peeling stage. Once your tattoo has completely peeled-- then you can shave. This means that the tattoo has no raised areas or scabbing left. It's HEALED.
And that, my friends, is the first SECTION of the Tattoo FAQ. Expect more to come-- check back in this thread every so often to see if I've added more questions/answers.