Just a random old Moscow pic

It is a picture of the MOTHERLAND!! *bows*

All hail Mother Russia. Da!

I am back... and yes, this is a continuation of Tomato's lapdance thread from about a year and a half ago... the party didn't end, it relocated!

Actually we were just waiting for the Russian suckaaa to return

The Motherland? Hell, it's all about

DA MOTHASHIP, yo.

Tomato's down with da funk.

Bwahahaha.

Tell me, Candace, where you even around for those pics?

Dude, when were these pictures posted? I totally missed them!!

And on a side note my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight 15 minutes before my midterm today. I can't believe it!

So some weird Tomato kid sent me this link, so I say to myself...SELF! What the hell do I do now? Well, that question was answered fairly quickly





*makes up a Russian National Anthem that speaks of the importance of lap dancing and brazillian waxes and has absolutely nothing to do with Russia*









*strips while singing it*

www.dance.net . . .

There ya go, Candace. Tutufun ruined it all in the end *grumbles*

*begins pole dancing on those little poles in the front.*

You know, they are really just carrots, Claire-Bunny

Dang, Delaney - next time you go to the tanning booth, a little less sunblock on the face- though the collagen lip-job suits you.

Hubba hubba!

You know... that really sucks. People always ruin our good threads on here. I mean, its only a matter of time before some n00b finds this one and rains on our parade.

Yo - I know you aren't talking about me.

I got the VIP invite, sucka.

Whoo the mafia's reunited! *secret handshake*

I've been in death eater training, so n00bs better watch out...

no0b? Moi? Psh, I'm just the stripper with the botox

I'm just the evil wannabe overlady or whatever... Oh, we need to get Haili in here. We need a mad scientist!

Hey fellow No0b eaters,

Don't think that any of you are no0bs... I am referring to those freaks with like 30 posts who know nothing about the Russian Lap Dance Revolution!

aaaaaand *secret handshake* ah yes, it feels good to be back!

Yo, Fairy! *secret handshake*

Anybody know anything about our Yedi Steven-Spielberg-wannabe friend? How's the mullet going? Yeaaah, baby!

HAHAHAHA I thought about that the other day...

I wonder what that thing is up to... that was so funny!

Which thing? The mullet, Kermit, or his laser... magic stick? *wiggles eyebrows*

On a second thought... *pukes into a corner*

*pukes*

Ew!!! I don't even want to think about that... he was just... ugh, gross!

Where's our resident fake tanned reproductive attachments expert?

*jumps into the place*
Ahhh here you are!
Dude, I have been SO alienated from DDN lately! Although it is cold here, I'm glad to see all the mafia reunited.
*Joins pole-dancing* I was injured and unable to do this, but now I feel better.
About the Yedi Guy, I really dunno, I blocked that stalking thing a LONG time ago haha

Hhahaha I even forget what his DDN name was...

Geeze, has it been that long?

Hehehe... I found Spielberg-Wannabe's myspace! No more mullet, but he still looks like a mutated Michael Jackson with an overgrown schnozz.

As for that little "anti-DDN" community, it has been shut down...

Retarded Kermits are amusing. And not as smart as they think they are. Never suspected a thing about some of his "fans"...

Magic stick? I'm guessing it's more of a twig...

Yedis are wimps. The Dark Lord Voldemort would pound his ass in a second. Maybe we can feed him to Voldy's pet snake? I've got connections with the Death Eaters, I'll send them off to Siberia to get him back, and we'll Crucio him into insanity. Then we'll get a Dementor to give him a little kiss... and Nagini the snake can finish him off.

"Bad" Christians and "bad" democrats unite!

But hasn't he already been mauled by black swans?

I believe his ddn name was DawsonDancer hehe