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Christmas gift for ballet_4eva!!!! (karma: 1)
By Dancing_Forevermember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:12 PM

To: Ballet_4eva- Merry Chritsmas! Here is a collage i made for u of clothes, makeup, candy and a stereo. I hope you like it! Also I have some jokes and lyrics for you:

Jokes:

Flu

The patient sat there looking ill and asked flu? The doctor replied: no I came on my bicycle actually!

Men

Have you ever read that married men live longer than single men?

What they don’t tell you is that married men are much more willing to die.

Golfing in the Woods

Q: These days, what do you need to shoot to win a professional golf tournament?

A: Tiger Woods.

Sausage Roll

Q: How do u make a sausage roll?

A: Push it!

Lyrics:

I’m real by Jennifer Lopez:

Called you on the phone
Said I'm coming through
Hope you're all alone
'Cause I got plans for you
We could stay at home or dance and hand all night
As long as I'm with you
It doesn't matter what we do
Don't ask me where I've been
Or what I'm gonna do
Just know that I'm here with you
Don't try to understand
Baby, there's no mystery
Cause you know how I am

I'm real, what you get is what you see
What you trying to do to me
You want to say your mine
Be with me all the time
You're falling so in love
Say you just can't get enough
You're telling all your friends

You like the way I dress
The way I wear my hair
Show me off to all your friends
Baby, I don't care
Just as long as you tell them who I am
Tell them I'm the one that made you give a damn
Don't ask where I've been
Or what I'm gonna do
Just know that I'm here with you
Don't try to understand
Baby, there's no mystery
Cause you know how I am

I'm real, what you get is what you see
What you trying to do to me
You want to say your mine
Be with me all the time
You're falling so in love
Say you just can't get enough
You're telling all your friends

Complicated by Avril Lavigne:

Uh Huh
Life's like this
Uh Huh
Uh Huh
That's the way it is

Cause life's like this
Uh Huh
Uh Huh
That's the way it is

Chill out
What you yellin for?
Lay back
It's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
You will see

I like you the way you are
When we're drivin in your car
And you're talkin to me one-on-one
But you become

Somebody else
Round everyone else
Watchin your back
Like you can't relax
You tryin to be cool
You look like a fool to me
Tell me

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're actin like you're somebody else
Gets me frusterated
Life's like this you
You fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get
And you turn into
Honestly, you promised me
I'm never gonna find you fake it
No no no

You come over unannounced
Dressed up like you're somethin else
Where you are and where it's at you see
You're makin me
Laugh out
When you strike a pose
Take off
All your preppy clothes
You know
You're not foolin anyone
When you become

Somebody else
Round everyone else
Watchin your back
Like you can't relax
You tryin to be cool
You look like a fool to me
Tell me

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're actin like you're somebody else
Gets me frusterated
Life's like this you
You fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get
And you turn into
Honestly, you promised me
I'm never gonna find you fake it
No no no
(no no no)
No no
(no no no)
No no
(no no no)
No no

Chill out
What you yellin for?
Lay back
It's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
You will see

Somebody else
Round everyone else
Watchin your back
Like you can't relax
You tryin to be cool
You look like a fool to me
Tell me

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're actin like you're somebody else
Gets me frusterated
Life's like this you
You fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get
And you turn into
Honestly, you promised me
I'm never gonna find you fake it
No no

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
(yeah yeah)
I see the way you're actin like you're somebody else
Gets me frusterated
Life's like this you
You fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get
And you turn it into
Honestly, you promised me
I'm never gonna find you fake it
No no no

I hope you like your gift! have a merry christmas Jana and a happy new year!

luv angie!

2 Replies to Christmas gift for ballet 4eva!!!!

re: Christmas gift for ballet_4eva!!!!
By dance4life89
On Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:27 PM
Wow! I want you as a secret santa! Your awsome! I love it!
Awwww , thanks!
By ballet_4evamember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Tue Dec 24, 2002 07:50 PM
Thank you thank you soooo much!

What a lovely gift, I love everything. MMMM , I love Hersheys, vene though they're not really widely available in Australia.
The jokes were a lovely touch!

Thanks again for making my day!

Luv Jana
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