Black is black. No, navy and hunter green are not 'close enough'

Dance shoes are not meant to 'grow into.'

It is not cute to see a five-year-old on her tip-toes pretending to do pointe.

A split does not necessarily a good dancer make.

I'm sorry, but even your "fantastically-talented-three-year-old-who-dances-all-over-at-home-and-has-perfect-rhythm" must begin in the toddler class.

No, we were not just 'laying around' on the floor. That is called a modern cool-down you ninny.