I'd like to say a few words on Parents/ Students.

1) Parents, I know I'm not your beloved old Ballet teacher. The one I replaced because the studio owner saw fit that she was a lazy bum who never did get off her lazy @$$ to actually teach a class.

2) When you are in my class and you say to me "but miss so and so, does it differently" I don't care! now your in my class and I don't teach tap, I teach ballet so do it my way!

3)My music is clean, just because I don't always use the boring ballet music of the Bach and Handel era, dosen't mean it's not good music, and by the way your child is actually now having fun in my ballet class, so what the problem?

4) Parent's, if you insist on talking about me behind my back have the balls to come and tell me what you would so, oh wait YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT DANCE, DO YOU? go sit down!

4) students, TURN OUT! and do not for the love of gawd stop your barre routine when I come behind you to turn you out or make an adjustment to your body!

5) stop talking behind my back, I can hear you! you choose a silent ballet room that echos to whisper in? also you can't possibly do anything behind my back without my seeing it, remember I was a dancer too and we set the rules before you were even a twinkle in your dad's eye!

6) DO NOT COME UP TO ME WHEN I HAVE BEEN YELLING AT YOU ALL DAY LONG TO SQUEEZE YOUR BUTT WHEN YOU TURN, AND SAY: mISS BLAIRE, WHEN i SQUEEZE MY BUTT WHEN i TURN i HAVE MORE CONTROL!!!! ???? no kiddin'

7) stop telling me you don't like a movement I have just put in the dance, it annoys me!


Thanks,

Smile, have fun AND TURN IT OUT!