*looks out at the giant, seemingly ever growing pink inner tube in the ocean*

*remarks to AT* You know, if that thing gets any bigger, one of two things will happen. It'll get stuck in the sand of the shallows, or it'll be washed out to sea.

*looks at AT's weird tan line* *takes a sharpie and draws a happy face on the orange shaped tan*

That's what you can do about it!