OOHHH the bulletins!!!

Parents:
When I had you a bright yellow piece of paper that states "NEWSLETTER" on top, please don't take it from me and ask what it is. IT SAYS IT IN HUGE LETTERS RIGHT ON TOP OF THE PAPER, GENIOUS.

Kids:
When I tell you to "Zip it, Lock it, Put it in your pocket" that doesn't mean talk right after I tell you to be quiet!! It meants to shut your mouths!!!