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Mother in law
By dancinqt5013member has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Mon Apr 21, 2008 03:51 PM

I found this today and literally laughed out loud:

Mother in law:

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, I get into the cab . "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car...

9 Replies to Mother in law

re: Mother in law
By mrslovettmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Tue Apr 22, 2008 05:25 PM
HAHAHAHAHA that was funny!! I laughed out loud too...I wonder if stuff like this actually happens...
re: Mother in law
By Orionmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Tue Apr 22, 2008 06:17 PM
WOW that was unexpected. I loved it! Those kinds of things crack me up. Just goes to show, getting your stories straight is usually a good thing....
re: Mother in law
By Ninemember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Tue Apr 22, 2008 07:17 PM
^ agreed. Here's to honesty!
re: Mother in law
By Cluichmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:46 AM
That was hilarious! I could so picture that .....
re: Mother in law
By DeeDeesPremium member
On Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:52 AM
Poor man, must have thought he had 2 psychos in his cab. lol
re: Mother in law
By ShandaLeemember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:25 PM
Haha oh dear. That's a gooder.
re: Mother in law
By sugerplumfairy
On Thu May 15, 2008 05:49 PM
that was hilarious.
re: Mother in law
By jennalovespinkmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Mon May 26, 2008 11:08 PM
HAHA! I actually did laugh outloud!
re: Mother in law
By RipCurlGurl12member has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Wed May 28, 2008 02:36 PM
aha lol :)
you can imagine the guys face :P
xx

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