im addicted to the smell of farts
By Anonymous
On 05/29/2008 14:29:07
this sounds like a silly problem and some of you may laugh, but i love the smell of farts. if someone farts i have to go over and smell it, and i especially love smelling farts in the bath. i know this sounds disgusting or crude or whatever, but i think i need help. i'm the only person i know who enjoys this, i confided in my friend and she looked at me like i was psycho. is this something wrong with me please help.
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By Anonymous
On 05/29/2008 14:48:17
Is this some kid of joke? Farts are DISGUSTING. Are you addicted to all bad smells? All bodily smells? I fail to understand how anyone can enjoy the smell of a fart. I'm actually in shock, I've never heard anything so bizarre.
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By Anonymous
On 05/29/2008 14:51:44
Dude, it's weird that you smell farts for pleasure. Although i love the feeling of pulling a (head) hair out of my ass.
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By Incarnadine
On 05/29/2008 15:15:08
Dude, it's weird that you smell farts for pleasure.

Although i love the feeling of pulling a (head) hair out of my ass.


Seriously, this has to be the funniest comment I have ever read in the history of DDN. I'm not even kidding. I just choked on my coffee and started crying a little.

Whoever you are- you just made my day and then some.
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By Jenna
On 05/29/2008 15:58:33
Although i love the feeling of pulling a (head) hair out of my ass.
How does one find themselves in the position where they are able to pull a (head) hair out of their ass? No judgement here, just curiosity.... Is there any similarity to when I used to spend Christmas time in my childhood chasing my cats around the pull tinsel from the tree out of their bums? Maybe its best I dont ponder over this one too long. Sorry to hijack this post.
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By x_Nic_x
On 05/29/2008 16:06:15
This addiction's very weird, I'll admit, and you do need to get over it, because having that kind of addiction all through life is not going to be particularly good when you're around other people. Plus, any addiction is just a pain in the ass. Just try and avoid, erm, satisfying that addiction - if you fart, leave the room. Don't smell it! If someone else farts, get as far away from them as possible (but don't make it really obvious). Avoid it, and eventually the whole addiction will die down. It is kind of weird you liking other people's farts, though. I mean, I heard that some people like the smells of their own bodily functions, but other people's? Bizarre. Anyway, good luck with overcoming this!
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By Anonymous
On 05/29/2008 16:35:39
its kinda funny but its not wrong. a psycho is someone who has no remorse. liking farts is kinda different. think oif it this way a million years ago all those things we find disgusting now - body hair, bodily fluids like blood mucus ect were normal. so whatever. it IS kinda funny but if you can't accept your own quirks don't expect other people to. LMOA at the head hair thing.
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By balletslipper
On 05/29/2008 16:42:09
I can't believe I'd live to explain this. the head hair thing usually happens when you have long hair after a bath they usually slip down to your butt crack. I have long hair and well, it's a necessity. I find it slighly uncomfortable so I guess good for the anon poster for actually being able to enjoy it. I don't know if its the funniest thing on DDN every but it certainly is pretty funny.
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By Anonymous
On 05/29/2008 17:23:33
You are actually not alone. I know it's weird, but I like the smell too. Now, some are just repulsive and I hate them, but certain peoples' (like my own) actually kind-of smell good. My familys' are disgusting but mine and some other peoples' are ok. And for the record I HATE B.O. and other smells, like I don't like the smell of poo or pee at all. Now, I'm obviously not as extreme as you, but when I'm in bed and I have to fart I like the smell of it, it really doesn't bother me. I also love and hate the smell of sulfur. Sometimes I like it sometimes it bugs me. I do think you need to help yourself though (not as in help yourself to smelling more!), but this is definitely not something you need professional help for. Have self-control, and be a little more mature about it. You honestly sound childish about how "I just have to" and stuff.
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By KayElle
On 05/29/2008 17:58:06
Hahaha I think that's hilarious. Unless it's messing with your life in some way (like you can't be around other people or something), it's not a big deal. Sure it's a little different but hey, there are worse addictions, right?
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By alwaysonmytoes
On 05/29/2008 18:17:22
ROTFL to the butt hair thing...I'm with you, Incarnadine: funniest DDN post ever! I don't particularly like pulling head hairs out of my butt, but it does tickle! :P And to the OP...I don't think you need help. Maybe you actually have some smelling disorder and you're not really smelling [i]farts[/i]? Lol, I don't know.
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By d4j
On 05/29/2008 20:24:36
Let's just flag this post right now and remember it for 2008 "Best Posts Ever" Awards. OP - I'm not making fun of you. It's just that when you think you've heard it all.... you realize you haven't! :) I think you are fine. But cool it on the running over to people - because in a way you are outing them that they farted and that's kinda rude. Anyway, I'd rather know you than those people who are so persnickety and too easily repulsed by smells and bodily functions - they just need to relax! Besides, If you are a straight female this will help you A LOT when you have a relationship with a man - they are just SO not shy about farting and it won't bother you! ;)
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By Anonymous
On 05/30/2008 00:43:24
It's a fetish, plain and simple. I've heard of it before. There's absolutely nothing wrong with it. You aren't hurting anyone else, or yourself, you aren't breaking the law, you aren't even really doing anything that can be classified as immoral (unless farting is against your moral code?) As the the head - butt - hair: That has got to be the WORST feeling I've ever experienced! Good to know I'm not the only one it happens to, though...I was getting worried!
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By Anonymous
On 05/30/2008 12:24:24
^Plugging your nose? That would look so immature and silly not to mention it would embarrass whoever "dealt it".
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By Pongo
On 05/30/2008 20:23:17
meh not that weird my boyfriend is the same way
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By smileywoman
On 05/30/2008 20:36:24
This thread is hysterical. To the original poster, I think liking the smell of farts is weird, but then again we all have weirdo things about us. (It's just a matter of admitting them). I didn't get the butt hair thing right away until I read several of the comments from the people that DID get it. The replies to that comment had me roaring. If I feel the need to pass gas and there are others around, I hold it. BUT what's the deal with the [u]minute[/u] that I get comfy in bed and relax and I feel like I have to...you know! :P I tell Mr. Smiley DON'T move the covers unless you want one (or both) of us to DIE! ha, ha, ha, ha, HA! Thank you for providing me with some smiles and laughs on my lonely Friday night! :D
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By Anonymous
On 05/30/2008 20:53:34
If pinkperdition's bf doesn't cure you the I suggest you experiment with garlic farts. They are the WORST.
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By x_Nic_x
On 05/31/2008 05:51:33
If pinkperdition's bf doesn't cure you the I suggest you experiment with garlic farts. They are the WORST.
I'm sorry... what?
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By balletslipper
On 05/31/2008 13:04:22
Garlic farts, really? I know farts after you eat bean based foods are positively arsenic but I didn't know about garlic. Interesting. There goes my credibility as mature and demure on DDN...
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By Anonymous
On 05/31/2008 13:54:32
Yes, try a meal with tons of garlic in it and wait a few hours and well, if you are the OP you MIGHT be in heaven. Or be cured of this once and for all.
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By MissAshley
On 06/01/2008 20:03:50
Hahahaha.. wow. I hope you get help. Unless you dont want any help. But yeah.. [?] *scratches head*
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By punkgirl59
On 06/01/2008 23:19:02
That is gross. But it's not uncommon. I've heard a lot of people (especially in my profession) say that they don't mind, or even like, weird smells, farts included. As long as it doesn't interfere with your life, or other people's, I don't see what the big deal is. And the OP said that nobody else knows, so I'm assuming that they doesn't make a big spectacle of running over to the person who farted, bending over, cupping their hand to their nose around the farter's butt, then doing a happy dance. Like I said, it's kind of weird and pretty gross, but to each their own. Of all the things a person can be addicted to, the smell of farts is pretty low on my priority list. ~*~Punkgirl~*~ Long live punk rocK
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By rincedragonfly
On 06/01/2008 23:28:13
Wow.Hrm. I'm glad that I don't have that problem...when my boyfriend and I are laying together in bed and he farts, he loves to pull the covers over my head and trap me in there. Yeah, real sweet. I choke and cough and gag and he lets me out...he's not being mean, but he's just a dork like that. Maybe if somebody trapped you under the covers and farted a nice garlic-y fart. That might...um, cure you.
re: im addicted to the smell of farts
By x_Nic_x
On 06/02/2008 05:07:54
I don't think it would look immature at all. There is nothing wrong with covering your nose if there is an awful smell...I didn't know maturity came with smelling bad smells....I must be immature, I always cover my nose if someone farts around me or if there is another equally bad smell, oh well.


Hmm, I'm with the other Anonymous-er here, I think that's kind of rude.

However, how funny would it be if the OP did start doing this to overcome their addiction... people would think they thought the smell of farts is absolutely disgusting... when really, they're trying so hard not to smell it because it smells so good to them! Hahahaha. Next time I see a person plug their nose, I'm going to wonder...

I'm assuming that they doesn't make a big spectacle of running over to the person who farted, bending over, cupping their hand to their nose around the farter's butt, then doing a happy dance.


Oh I can't even count the amount of times I've seen that happen, particularly in crowded trains.

This thread has actually become the most random and amusing thing on DDN... thank you, OP!

© 2022 - www.dance.net -- 08/09/2022 22:08:08