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Funniest Comeback
By AppleShampoomember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Tue Jun 24, 2008 04:14 AM
Edited by AppleShampoo (196209) on 2008-06-24 05:02:14
Locked by AppleShampoo (196209) on 2008-07-11 02:59:36 competition finished

This is a competition for you all to show off your wit!

Give an example of a funny comeback you might use in response to someone you are arguing with.

You might want to set out your answers like this:
In response to: 'something someone said'
Comeback: 'Some of your funny ones here'

This competition will last til the 10th of July. Its not long so get entering!

Winner gets karma and a collage if they would like one

One entry per person please

Hope to hear your replies!

20 Replies to Funniest Comeback

re: Funniest Comeback
By dnslykno1swachin
On Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:00 AM
The end all come back to any argument...
"Your face!"
Haha yeah... gosh I'm sad.
re: Funniest Comeback
By kristie_bugmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Wed Jun 25, 2008 01:21 AM
"Your mom" "Thats what she said" "Loser says what"

I cant think of anything less lame since I dont know what dumb-a comment I replying too...

*Kristie*
re: Funniest Comeback
By AppleShampoomember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Thu Jun 26, 2008 06:56 AM
keep em comin!
re: Funniest Comeback
By CaitDestinymember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Thu Jun 26, 2008 03:36 PM
Edited by JustDanceWithMe2 (189593) on 2008-06-26 15:39:20
Ohhhh. I love these!!!

"Your mom called, she said you suck!"

Little Sister: Your Ugly.
You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...

Brother: Why do you smell funny?
You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...

M: I know how to please a woman.
W: Then please leave me alone.

M: Your hair color is fabulous.
W: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store


M: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.

re: Funniest Comeback (karma: 1)
By blochpointesalltmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Thu Jun 26, 2008 08:31 PM
Them: Your stupid.
You: My stupid what?
re: Funniest Comeback
By Emmamember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Fri Jun 27, 2008 02:48 PM
*imitates phone ringing* Hello?, yes, sure, ok. *pause* I'm sorry, your village called, they'd like their idiot back, so I'll see you some other time, mmmmk? *perky smily face*
re: Funniest Comeback
By LeMusiquemember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Fri Jun 27, 2008 05:00 PM
Friend: I've changed my mind...
You: Excellent, so does the new one work better?
re: Funniest Comeback
By AppleShampoomember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:01 AM
8 days left!

I've decided who wins so far but thats, see if you can beat these lot!
keep em comin

re: Funniest Comeback
By dancingfool93
On Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:11 PM
Your mom goes to college!!
ohhhh wonderful words from Napolean Dynamite. :D

AND

Woman: UGH! If you were my husband I'd put poison in your coffee!
Man: If you were my wife, I'd drink it.

=]

~dancingfool93
re: Funniest Comeback
By theri_dancermember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:26 PM
pg 13 ish...
Woman- complaining she turning into her mother
Man- Well, you can be better and use birth control.
re: Funniest Comeback
By x_Nic_xmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Sun Jul 06, 2008 05:07 AM
Edited by x_Nic_x (180714) on 2008-07-06 05:08:14
PG 13!!

Favourite comeback (can only be said by guys)

Guy: "If you want my comeback, it's in your mum."

(Geddit??)

Ha, my friend said that once, I had to sit for a moment to get it then I laughed so hard. So immature but it makes me laugh.
re: Funniest Comeback
By schuhplattlerPremium member
On Sun Jul 06, 2008 06:17 AM
This one actually happened. It was at a semi-formal dance with a good many military personnel. Everyone was dressed to the hilt.

A colonel was doing a slow tame dance with his 190-pound wife (no doubt she once was much slimmer). Meanwhile, a lieutenant was doing wild swing with a 90-pound "slip of a thing". Twice the bundle of frill carreened into the side of the colonel, but he bore it all in good spirits. But the third time was too much. "Lieutenant!" Exclaimed the colonel, "If you hit me with that woman again, I'm going to clobber you with this one."
re: Funniest Comeback
By YoungDandymember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Sun Jul 06, 2008 07:19 AM
^^ hahahahaha, that made me laugh. Good one Colonel!

I don't really have any comebacks off the top of my head. I have to be taken by surprise, to think of a creative comeback.

Who remembers this irritating 'classic'?

person 1 -(calls person 2 a name or something)
Person 2 - I know you are, but what am I?!

I could strangle anyone who uses that. Its just so bad.
re: Funniest Comeback
By Believemember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Sun Jul 06, 2008 06:34 PM
Hm.

Person on chatboard: "U R STOOPID!"
Other person: Epic fail. Go on, board the failboat.

-Ashleigh.
re: Funniest Comeback
By ShearLuxuryPremium member
On Sun Jul 06, 2008 07:00 PM
"Well the Jerk Store called... They're running out of YOU!"
re: Funniest Comeback
By MaxwellPremium member
On Sun Jul 06, 2008 07:34 PM
"I would make a comeback, but I can't. It's Be Kind To Animals Week, so I have to be nice to you."
re: Funniest Comeback
By mrslovettmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:21 PM
I know you are, but what am I?

...So there. ;)
re: Funniest Comeback
By AppleShampoomember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Mon Jul 07, 2008 09:27 AM
3 days left people!

we have a winner so far bout can you beat them?

keep em comin and lets find out!

re: Funniest Comeback
By ballet_rox_sox
On Wed Jul 09, 2008 02:43 AM
Guy 1: Dude, why do you all ways have to bite my moment? Does it taste good?

Guy 2 (with eye roll and flick of the head): DELICIOUS

Stupid and funny. From Stick It!
re: Funniest Comeback
By dust2dustmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Thu Jul 10, 2008 09:38 AM
1. You SUCK!
2. Thats what your sister said.

1.Will you hurry up?!
2.Whats the rush? I'm sure your street corner will still be there in 5 minutes.

Eh, thats all that i know

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