I wish the editors could have helped Lil' C. I think he said the dancers were "eloquent" and "oblivious". I hate being the grammar police but that made me tilt my head and ask "what did he just say?"

If Nigel sits around thinking of analogies, I think Mary Murphey sits around dreaming up new things for her imaginary train. I'm surprised she hasn't declared a "conductor" for the train, or said someone is the engine. I sigh every time she brings up the train. It was fun the first few times last season but I can't take it anymore! It's not real! It's never going to be real! We started with just a train but now there's a caboose and some people have to hold on for dear life, some get kicked off. It's crazy. I'd rather see her choreographing than judging every week. Between the screaming and the train I want to strangle her.