Granted, but the entire time yiu are there the weather is miserable, cold, foggy, and rainy, so you cant get out much and enjoy.

I wish weekends could last longer and the work week shorter.

Granted but now your boss wants you to work weekends too!

I wish I could bake some chocolate cupcakes right now.

Granted, but you fall asleep while they are baking and cause a fire!

I wish I knew exactly which day my new granddaughter is going to be born so I could go ahead plan my trip to see her.

Granted but your flight is delayed 4 hours before it even takes off and then you have 3 connections and by the time you get there, you miss the birth. Congrats Deb. I know I'd like to hear all about it.

I need a vacation, somewhere, anywhere!

Granted, you will go here www.leisouco.com . . .
but you loose your credit card and end up making beds for the other tourists to pay your hotel bill.

^^ give me a guest part in "big bang theory"

Granted! But the only role you get is when Sheldon Cooper constantly goes *knock knock knock* Martha *knock knock knock* Martha *knock knock knock* Martha *knock knock knock* Martha *knock knock knock* Martha *knock knock knock* Martha *knock knock knock* Martha *knock knock knock* Martha *knock knock knock* Martha *knock knock knock* MARTHA *knock knock knock* MAAAARTHA *knock knock knock* at your front door.



I wish I could meet some new people/friends!

Granted but now you have landed in jail. Not the kind of friends you wanted to meet, huh? LOL

I wish I had a new car.

Granted, but the monthly payments and insurance are so high that you cant afford to buy gas for it!

I wish I could stay in bed all day and read and watch movies.

Granted but your tv gets overheated and break down after 20 episodes of your fav series

I wish I would get something different than noddles for dinner tonight

Granted but you now are eating spiders and snakes. Don't you wish you had noodles? LOL

I so wish I could go to a Rick Springfield concert!

Granted!

You get seated at the farthest spot available. And there is a giant stereo blocking and pillar your iew.


I wish I had a hottub.

Granted but last night some animals got into it and they left you some nice presents.

I wish for some snow in our less than snowy winter.

Wow, I made an awful sentence up there^ That's what happens when you use a broken keyboard....




Granted, but you get a severe snowstorm that lasts for an entire month.






I wish for a new keyboard!

Granted but the keys get stuck all the time when you go to use it.

I wish I was sleeping better.

Granted, but you sleep for 48 hours straight, miss work, and get fired from your job!

I wish they would take reality shows off television.

Granted but now they show only horror movies on every channel.

I wish for a new pair of PJs where the sleeves & legs aren't so long.

Granted - you get new pj's that are in the style of a bikini.



I wish I had some mints.

Granted but the smell of the mints is so strong no one can stand to be near you when you've eaten one.

I wish for some corn on the cob.

Granted, but the kernels get stuck in your teeth and no amount of flossing or brushing can get rid of them and it drivesyou crazy all night long.

I wish I had never lost touch with certain childhood friends.

Granted but they have changed since you've known them and now they are stalking you in real life and on-line. Police!

I wish I could go to the Grammy's.

Granted but they have changed since you've known them and now they are stalking you in real life and on-line. Police!

I wish I could go to the Grammy's.

Granted - you get nominated for "Worst Singer of the Year"





I wish I can take a (affordable) ballroom class.

Granted but the only affordable one is 2 hours away.

I wish for a new color of nail polish.

Granted - your new colour is called "Puke Green, with a hint of pee yellow"



I wish certain people at the YMCA wouldn't hog so much space...

Granted but now you are all alone in the the Y because they all left and the place is haunted!

I wish I could have nice juicy hamburger right now.