Wish granted but you emigrate to Iceland

I wish I could go to Australia to see my three cousins

Wish granted, but you'd get sick while visiting

I wish I could see my boyfriend

You can. But you see him making out with someone else!

I wish I could go to Disney World!

Wish granted, but the parks will be closed.
I wish I wasn't sick.

You aren't. Instead, you're dead.


I wish my parents understood why I have to dance.

Wish granted - but they decide it's not for you! and make you quit.

I wish my husband would listen sometimes

He does- but ONLY sometimes. Half of every day is spent with him yelling, "WHAT?" because he literally cannot hear you.

I really really wish I didn't have to go to work to teach 40 4th graders.

Wish granted, but then you'll have to teach 60 2nd graders.

I wish I was a model!! =]

Wish granted. You are made of balsa wood glued together.
I wish for so much ready energy that I never feel sluggish even when asleep.

Wish granted, but then you'll have so much energy everyone will get annoyed by you.

I wish I could speak Japanese!

Wish granted but when it happens the language has become distinct and everyone thinks youre crazy.

I wish my parents werent so conservative.

Wish granted but they become nudists.

I wish I was in love

Wish granted, but its with a horse.

I wish i could grow my nails

Hahaha...That cracked me up!

Wish granted but they'll grow extremely long and you won't be able to cut them.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

wish granted but you will always be EXTREMELY hyper.
I wish I had a puzzle.

wish granted but it has 2,000,000 tiny little pieces. And 10,000 of them are those dang same colored sky pieces.

I wish life was a fairytail.

Wish Granted but it doesn't have a happy ending and the love interest is Shrek!

I wish every day was pay day

wish granted but you get sacked

I wish I was a brain box

Wish granted but you have no social skills thus no friends

I wish I had 500 dancers at my studio

Wish granted, but they are all dancers that have had no proper training beforehand.

I wish I had a smaller nose.

wish granted, but it's so small, you can barely see it. And, it's purple.

I wish my hair would cooperate with me.

wish granted, but after a few days, it falls out..

I wish I was never injured

Wish granted but you'll end up like those people who can't feel any pain and you'll hurt yourself and never heal properly.

I wish I could have a bf!! =]

wish granted, but he breaks up with you the next week

i wish my social project would finish it;s self..

Wish granted but you get an "F"

I wish I could be out enjoying the sunshine today