That is all.

I'm thoroughly enjoying all of these, but regretfully have none of my own to add.

Oooooh I love these.

(my friend and I cleaning test tubes)
"If only I could stick two fingers in there!"
TWSS

(my friend revising an essay)
"I don't know if I should leave it in or take it out!"
TWSS

"Just insert it in the bottom"

I have to say this to customers on a daily basis because they do not know how the new chip cards work with debit machines. I am waiting for someone to say "THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

this isn't as good as some of these, but it happened to me at lunch today. This guy I was sitting with just moved from Texas. He was going on and on about how awesome Texas was, which was annoying me to begin with, and I said,
"Who cares? It's just all big and southern!"
Yeah. I didn't think about it before I said it.

Lol, my friend eating ice cream: "Awwww! My cone just broke off!"

TWSS

"It got all floppy so I had to take it out."--Mom

Referring to the paper cupholder in the car.

"And then we looked for them. It was long and hard, but we did it regardless"-- Traitorous Americans Documentary about the search to find these traitorous people. TWSS!!!

My best friend and I were driving to the beach the other night, and I wasn't sure where I was going. "Am I going the right way?" I asked her. "Yeah," she replied, "Just keep going down till you can't go anymore."

TWSS

mrslovett wrote:

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. Boom, roasted.

Haha I love The Office

My friends and I make That's What She Said jokes all the time. We even asked our Spanish teacher how to say it in Spanish (Eso es que ella lo dijo). Some of my favorites, though, are ones that I wasn't actually able to say anything about because they came from people like my dance teacher or my boss .

Ballet Teacher (referring to the barre): You have to rest your hands on it lightly- you can't just grab onto it.

Boss: Make sure your hands are working as fast as your mouths!
She would say this whenever people were talking while doing something and it looked like they were focusing more on their conversation than their work. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one of my co-workers who actually made the connection between That's What She Said and my boss's favorite saying.

Boss (when asking for a wet rag): Go grab me a wet one!

mrslovett wrote:

My best friend and I were driving to the beach the other night, and I wasn't sure where I was going. "Am I going the right way?" I asked her. "Yeah," she replied, "Just keep going down till you can't go anymore."

TWSS

Haha. This made me think of once in band class, my friend who played the trombone needed to adjust the tuning slide because she was sharp and she asked the kids next to her how much to change it and he said "Just keep pushing it in until it won't go in any further." It took him a minute to realize what he said...

Haha. At school recently everyone was quiet and then someone just yelled "OMG!!" We didn't think anything of it until someone yelled "That's what she said!" Then we all cracked up. Haha.

On an episode of ShortStackTV they're putting wasabi on teaspoons to eat it as a dare. Shaun says to Andy "How'd you get your's on so quick?" They're all quiet then Bradie says "That's what she said!" Funny... I would put the link on but I can't find it. Sorry.

That’s what she said jokes are the BEST.

My boyfriend and I while loading his furniture into a moving truck (regarding his couch):

Me: “Wow- that was a tight fit…I can’t believe you got it in.”
Him: “That’s what she said.”

I have these moments all the time but I'm having a serious brain fart so I can't remember them lol

Oh! wait. The other day I was with my mom at her job and I had a pencil that I wanted to sharpen. It was a little bigger than your average pencil, but me being me, I didn't realize it. So I walk over to the pencil sharpener and I say to my mom:

Me: "Mom, I can't sharpen my pencil."
Mom:"Did you put the thing in?"
Me: "It's too big. It won't fit."
Mom: "Just push it in. Try moving it in and out and see if it gives way."

Talk about TWSS!! lol

A person is about to open a really tall package (and by package i mean, an actual box package) but just stares at it for a while..the other person walks in and catches him staring

"Well don't just stand tbere, pull it out"

"Thats what she said"

My pilates teacher when we were working with the big bouncy ball things:
Okay, now grab the balls with your legs. I know they're big, but just squeeze really hard.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!

While my friend and I were giving each other manicures near the back of the school:

"DAMN place your hand on my leg here so I won't misplace the nail. Keep it still! Your hand is so stiff relax it!"

Then we turn around to see two hot guys staring at us like 'wtf??"

That's what she said!

I have another one!

So there's this dde in band class that plays the saxophone alone in a small band room. My band teacher went in, and locked the door. 20 min later the teacher said "MAN! PHEW he knows how to blow!" I almost peed in my pants!

The actual TWSS wasn't that funny, but the story with it was. So:

My friends and I were on a bus ride back from San Diego (school trip) and we were all extremely tired. We were playing cards, but everyone was playing the wrong ones. So finally Sara (not her real name) says "fail."

Then Adam (not his real name) says "that's what she said."

Sara stares off into space and says "I don't get it..."

Ten minutes later, and she's still staring at the window looking troubled in thought. Finally Max (not his real name) says REALLY loudly, "IT MEANS YOU FAIL AT SEX"

Needless to say, the bus went really quiet and we got some weird looks

Maddie

I find chemistry lab the perfect place to make twss jokes...

"Good grief, it's just coming out way too quickly."
"Okay, this really shouldn't be so huge..." (about a number)
"FIT IN THERE!"
(Cleaning test tubes) "Just stick your finger up there and twist it around, it'll get clean eventually."

'whew! that was really hard!'

that's what she said.

My friends and I were eating cake, and one of my friends (Blake) finished before all of us.

Jojo: Gee! Blake's fast!
Blake: Thats what she said!

i have a friend who likes to hold peoples hands a lot, and one day she was in the front seat of her car and i was behind her and she reached back behind her and said "hold my hand" and i grabbed her hand upside down because her hand was backwards and she goes "eww it just doesnt feel the same when its coming from the back!"

All this year, my friends except one and I have been pointing out any "that's what she saids". One day, my friend realized what "That's what she saids" were and couldn't stop for all of lunch

some examples:
My friend's brother had to get some balls at Dick's (a sporting goods store)
"It squeaks when you bang it"- the office
the ball is squishy (refering to a tennis ball)

We were in Life Skills during PE and everybody was talking and being pretty loud and obnoxious, so finally, after about seven minutes, my gym teacher goes, "OK, guys, I don't have time for you to be screwing around all day." Of course, I had to follow up with a TWSS....So worth getting sent to the hall.

Interestingly enough, our unit at the time was the reproductive system and STDs, hahaa.

Before a track meet, when we're watching the coaches put the poles (for pole vault) on the buses

"No, I don't think it'll fit in the back hole. Let's try the front again."
"The front is too narrow."
"Can we try sliding it through the back again?"
"I'm telling you, it won't fit..."

fits of laughter heard. MAJOR TWSS.