Got one to add...

A guy in my English class, after giving a mostly improvised presentation: "It was a lot longer than I expected!" That's what she said!

I have thoroughly enjoyed these

A while ago, one of my male friends said something along the lines of 'it was way too small, I didn't get why it was so small!'

Beat.

'That's what she said!'

I got quite a few laughs, I had perfect timing (For once)

Band is the WORST for these. case in point: the most common corrections for sax players

-blow harder!
-you aren't wet enough yet
-take more of it (the mouth piece)into your mouth
-if it it won't come (the note) then just finger it

Someone in my math class had bubble gum and was blowing bubbles. So our teacher goes "Don't blow. You'd better not blow again!"

Class full of 20 people? Laughing hysterically.

I was walking out of Olive Garden with my gramma earlier tonight, and we passed two moms and their kids, the oldest of which was probably...10 or so? And just as we walk by, the 10-year-old goes "I fell in the crack. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and the moms just laugh.

So yesterday I was messaging my guy friend, and I told him that my frozen yogurt turned into chocolate & gummy bear soup. He replied, "I'll eat it for you : )"
Right when I read that, I screamed out loud (and typed), "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!"

Never mind!