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The Lawyer and the Chinese man.
By barrefly
On Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:28 PM

A Lawyer and a Chinese

A lawyer and an Chinese are sitting next to each other on a
long flight.?
The lawyer is thinking that all Chinese are so dumb that he
could get over on them, easy.

So the lawyer asks if the Chinese would like to play a fun
game. The Chinese is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he
politely declines, and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer
persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question,
and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me
one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says.

This catches the Chinese's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he
agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question.
'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Chinese doesn't
say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it
to the lawyer.?

Now, it's the Chinese's turn. He asks the lawyer,
'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer
uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He
sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After
one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Chinese and
hands him $500. The Chinese pockets the $500 and goes right back to
sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the
Chinese up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs
and comes down with four?

The Chinese reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and
goes back to sleep.?

8 Replies to The Lawyer and the Chinese man.

re: The Lawyer and the Chinese man.
By dancerocks22
On Mon Jun 08, 2009 07:25 PM
haha! Love it!
re: The Lawyer and the Chinese man.
By MJeanette
On Sun Jun 14, 2009 04:27 PM
Haha, that's a good one. I bet my family will like that one, I'll have to tell it to them.
re: The Lawyer and the Chinese man.
By luvxx2xxdancemember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Tue Jul 07, 2009 03:41 PM
Hahaha!! =]
re: The Lawyer and the Chinese man.
By alwaysonmytoesmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Tue Jul 07, 2009 08:18 PM
LOL! That's a good one! Great way to make an easy $490. :P

Comment #8465095 deleted
Removed by TheMidlakeMuse (78507) on 2009-08-21 15:05:58 This isn't an appropriate joke for DDN.

re: The Lawyer and the Chinese man.
By boleyngrrl
On Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:02 AM
:D That made me laugh. :D
re: The Lawyer and the Chinese man.
By dancinislife0607member has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:58 PM
haha, that actually made me grin.

On another note, I want to know what the inappropriate joke was :D
re: The Lawyer and the Chinese man.
By Helenmember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Sat Oct 31, 2009 08:25 AM
I've heard something similar, but it was with a blonde.

Helen

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