You know you're in guard if:
1.Guard is your life the rest is just free time.
2.You're free time is spent by practicing on your own.
3.You're used to showing up to places 30 minutes early.
4.You've beat your insctructors to practice before.
5.You only get third quarter off on friday nights.
6.Running laps doesn't piss you off any more.
7.You've fallen asleep doing drop spins or peggy spins.
8.You know how to fold a neat floor, with out a floor crew.
9.You're boyfriend's in band.
10.The first peson you call when you're in a wreck, is your instructor.
11.You missed school but you don't miss practice when your sick.
12.You've named all your equpiment.
13.Stretch block, is the best.
14.Weapon block sucks in doors, especially on sabre.
15.You trade weapons with your best friend every break you get.
16.You're a sabre & you're bestfriend is a rifle[or vice versa].
17.Dance block isn't hard for you anymore.
18.You prolly should have taken french as your foreign language.
19.You have 5 tan lines: Sports bra, tanktops, shorts, shoes, & gloves.
20.You come prepared for dotbook day with pictures of hotties to "inspire you".
21.You eat the same thing... 5 days a week for lunch & dinner.
22.Going with the band is like a peice of heaven falling down.
23.The band complains when you're guard instructor has to lead practice cause he works them "too hard."
24.You're friends with a cheerleader, and she admits yall work harder.
25.You're AP teacher works homework around you're schedule.
26.You're only homework assignment for guard is to watch So you think you can dance.
27.Every person on guard's facebook status updates after every routine on SYTYCD, pretty much saying the same thing.
28.Your guard instructor has wrote something encouraging on your facebook wall.
29.Drill days are the bomb!
30.Drill days with out spray paint, suck.
31.You've had a blister on your foot, that was actually so large the nurse thought it was a white band aid.
32. That blister had 3 mini blisters surrounding it.
33. Jamming & dislocating your fingers, are a daily thing and barely hurts now.
34.You've convinced atleast one family member to join guard.
35.You're mom still doesn't understand the difference between winter & color guard.
36.You've been designated hair girl, for all the prep guard, jv and varsity cause you know how to do it so well.
37.You've been designated packing list maker, and no one ever forgets anything with your list.
38.You've been designated mom, cause you have anything any one needs in your bag at all times of the year.
39.You're priorites... aren't in line. Practice,shower, eat, stretch, then homework, & then bed.
40.You have a nickname thanks to your guard instructor.
41.You're guard instructor has seen you in less clothing than your boyfriend.
42.The gay guy on guard has seen you in bra & panties and your boyfriend doesn't care.
43.You prefer to drive in and wear your dance shoes "cause that's what I'm used to"
44.You're drivers test instructor asked you why you wanted a license and you said "I'm tired having my parents wake up at 6:30 just to take me to practice."
45.You walked turned out.
46.You do plies and tendus in line waiting for things.
47.You've spun your weapon in front of your class cause your teacher thought it was cool.
48.Performing doesn't freak you out any more, unless it's home show.
49.Your guard instructor knows more about your life than your mama.
50.You have two of everything: practice flag show flag, practice sabre show sabre.
51.Thanks to twilight; You can do the jasper with the baseball bat : )
52.You have atleast 15 shirts related to guard, 3 pairs of body tights, and 2 pairs of leggings, a pair of legwarmers, foot panties, and 3 pairs of dance shows.
53.You wear some of those daily, even if you don't have practice.
54.Tv time, is stretch block.
55.It is also basic exercises time, like plies, tendus,battements, and rond de jambes.
56.Your mom should buy stock in hairspray, bobby pins, and body tights.
57.Your flag bag is decorated to the point where every one knows its yours.
58.Your room is always clean, cause you're never in there.
59.You know the feeling of seeing your bed and wanting so badly to sit but can't cause you know you won't get back up.
60.All you talk about is guard.
61.You're bestfriends in guard, period.
62. You have band camp 8am-9pm everyday for two weeks straight except wednesays and fridays.
63.You get and hour for lunch and hour for dinner, the band gets a five hour break for lunch & dinner combined and they still complain more.
64.Satrudays & Sundays of band camp you spend the night with a guard buddy and practice & still party.
65.Your myspace song is a song from stretch block, previous show, or across the floors.
66.Across the floors on carpet suck, more than the heat.
67.It's raining, the band let out 15 minutes early, you're still out there.
68.Gush n go's suck.
69.Short days suck, only because they go by so much slower than long days.
70.Your dog has actually consumed almost a whole glove.
71.The newbies are scared to toss in the wind and you say, "A concussion doesn't hurt that bad I promise."
72.You're bestfriends with one of the captians.
73.You have the same schedule for practice every day, and your mom still asks about it.
74.The band room is always freezing, it's wonderful.
75.You take two guard classes instead of an AP.
76.Your passwords relate to guard.
77.You have had a guard related screenname or email.
78.You don't think of your instructor like the band does the band director. You see him as a friend, who can be a complete jerk one day but will always be there.
79.Your instructors seen you cry.
80.Your instructor has seen you have a panic attack and freaked out cause he didn't know what to do.
81.One more for water, is always the best run you'll have all practice.
82.You like practice way more when it's raining.
83.The only jacked you wear has the name of your guard on it.
84.You have guard class 3rd period, and you've came to 4th period so many times in gloves, tights and shorts.
85.When your crying and freaking out in class, the teacher doesn't question you when you ask to go spin in the guard room.
86.Some one asks you what you can toss you say a 6 on a pissed off day, 5 on a good day.
87.There's only two temperatures in colorguard "Some one turn the sun off." and "I need a northface jacket."
88.Marching on the band field with out shoes is such a guilty pleasure.
89.Curve[Air blade] is the most retarded weapon invented to spin, especially if you're normall a sabre.
90.You run on your toes, when you can normal run.
91.You've taught your boyfriend a little "flag diddy, rifle diddy, or sabre diddy."
92.You have more pictures taken of you than any of your friends, but you still hate having your picture taken.
93.You've purchases championships dvd before.
94.Guard girls night out are the best.
95.Your clique is the guard girls.
96.You start to look good in your show make up.
97.You can stay still for longer thatn 35 seconds, it's just weird.
98.Your id pictures.... are never good cause there always during the week of band camp.
99.You've seen drumline, center stage, west side story, step up or bring it on atleast 500 times.
100.You can easily make one of these lists, in fact you should add on to mine
