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Learn to Pay Attention.
By Piano_on_Pointemember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Sat Sep 19, 2009 09:31 AM

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet..
The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body". For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid."


My friend sent me that, and I thought it was hilarious!!

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re: Learn to Pay Attention.
By luvxx2xxdancemember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Sat Sep 19, 2009 04:23 PM
Oh my gosh. I'm shocked, I don't think I could imagine doing that!! =p
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By dancinqt5013member has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Sat Sep 19, 2009 04:46 PM
Oh my gosh, I was watching the Dr. Oz show a few days ago and they had a bunch of urine samples and Dr. Oz did the exact same thing. He said something like, "We tell all of our first year medical students to do this" and he stirred the urine with his index finger and then stuck his pinkie in his mouth and pulled the whole "observation" thing. Clever, very clever.
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By Helenmember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Sat Oct 31, 2009 08:23 AM
Ha ha my chesmistry teacher used to do that with all different chemicals.

Helen
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By boleyngrrl
On Tue Nov 03, 2009 09:17 AM
:D That's funny!
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By Emileigh
On Thu Dec 24, 2009 09:30 AM
Oh my goodness. I would hate to be in his class.
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By iDancer518member has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Thu Dec 24, 2009 07:17 PM
Holy cow!! Lol
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By Cliffbella
On Sun Dec 27, 2009 07:59 PM
oh gosh! hahaha! :)
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By Disco_Babe_05member has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:45 AM
Haha, that was a good one :D!
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By Shnaynaymember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:23 PM
That's the grossest thing I have ever read in my life, but, it carries a point.

peace out
sh'naynay

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