And we'll use yours and your little darlings favourite music for class and their dances, Poker Face, 3, Discovery Channel, F#$*k Like a Beast, Sheep Shagging, to name only a few of the lovely ditties we have used to great 'effect' in the past.

Don't worry if your preschooler hasn't napped or eaten yet. We will postpone class until your DD has a chance to take a nap and/or will permit your child to dance while eating chicken nuggets (or whatever other nutritious meal you have provided). If necessary, WE will provide your child with a meal at no charge, just ask!

Any parent observing a minimum of 2 elementary dance classes will automatically be considered for a teaching position in our most advanced classes.

To Parents: please tell us how to do our job.

Please feel free to chew gum in class as I can a pencil to puncture your throat and help you breathe when you choke on it.
(Inspired by a student today who came to class with gum and looked at me like I had 3 heads when I asked her to spit it out)