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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
By KeepOnSinginPremium member
On Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:27 PM

Because it was dead!

...I know that's a terrible joke...but if you hear it when you're either really tired or really stressed, it seems like the most hilarious thing! I laughed about it for 2-3 minutes last night.

11 Replies to Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

re: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
By staygold123
On Thu Dec 10, 2009 05:33 PM
OMG. My friend told me an even longer version of this joke!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead too.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
re: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
By tntsenior95
On Sat Dec 19, 2009 09:18 PM
Haha(: That's funny.
re: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
By Merfi
On Sat Dec 19, 2009 09:23 PM
Haha I heard that too, except it involved koalas, and the first one fell because it was hit by a fridge. There was also something in there about another koala falling because he thought it was a game, or something like that. The last bit of the joke was
Why did Johnny fall off his bike?
Because he was hit by a fridge and falling koalas.
re: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
By Emileigh
On Thu Dec 24, 2009 09:33 AM
Haha. I must be giving into stress because I think that joke is hilarious.
re: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
By KeepOnSinginPremium member
On Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:11 AM
I love it!
re: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
By houndrfriendPremium member
On Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:09 PM
The monkey could not get into the tree if he was dead.Obviously,the monkey had stolen a bottle of beer.Maybe he was a little boy monkey and his mother wanted to send him to ballet school.I think he was a spoilt monkey,maybe an only child monkey and he jumped out of his tree because his mother wanted him to kiss girl monkeys and learn ballet.He jumped to upset his mother.

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re: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
By bella_mia224
On Mon Jan 04, 2010 08:14 AM
Edited by oz_helen (35388) on 2010-01-19 03:22:04 Fixed your markup code.
houndrfriend wrote:

The monkey could not get into the tree if he was dead.



He died whilst in the tree DUH!!
re: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
By AinetheDragonPremium member
On Tue Jan 05, 2010 07:27 PM
lol.... that joke is in the Ded Bob Sho. If you've ever seen Ded Bob at a renaissance festival, thats one of the jokes he tells. The whole thing including the "peer pressure" line.
re: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
By PurpleDragon
On Mon Jan 18, 2010 06:06 PM
Here is a version involving koalas.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
because he was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
He was pushed.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
He pushed the second koala and fall laughing.
Why did the possum fall out of the tree?
He thought he was a koala.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
He was hit by three koalas and a possum.
Why did the girl fall off her bike?
She got hit by a refrigerator.

This makes me crack up at its lameness everytime.
re: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
By thefonz1
On Sat Jan 23, 2010 05:28 AM
HA HA the old ones are the best, simply but you will laugh even if you try not to

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