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The condom joke en>fr fr>en
By belleballerina Comments: 193, member since Mon Feb 23, 2009
On Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:45 PM
Edited by TheMidlakeMuse (78507) on 2010-02-16 12:55:37 veiled profanity not allowed

This is actually a text circulating around the UK and it made me laugh so much:

Imagine if all retailers started making their own condoms & kept their own name.

Tesco condoms: Every Little Helps

Nike condoms: Just Do It

Peugeot condoms: The Ride Of Your Life

KFC condoms: Finger Licking Good

Duracell condoms: Just Keep Going and Going and Going

Pringles condoms: Once You Pop You Can't Stop

Burger King condoms: Home Of The Whopper

Andrex condoms: Soft, Strong & Very Long

McDonald's condoms: I'm Loving It

Polo condoms: The One With The Hole... OH NO



Ahaa this made me laugh so much

8 Replies to The condom joke

re: The condom joke en>fr fr>en
By FairytaleGirlmember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member Comments: 2348, member since Sun Aug 03, 2003
On Sat Feb 20, 2010 05:45 AM
O gosh... the KFC one!!ewww!

Dee
re: The condom joke en>fr fr>en
By schuhplattlerPremium member Comments: 2211, member since Sat Dec 23, 2006
On Sat Feb 27, 2010 07:26 AM
Add the Star Trek condoms - To boldly go where no man has gone before.
re: The condom joke en>fr fr>en
By Mandss Comments: 52, member since Fri Feb 26, 2010
On Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:20 PM
hahaha I love the Nike one. Just Do It. Hahaha!
re: The condom joke en>fr fr>en
By DancerbyGodmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 1178, member since Sun Nov 20, 2005
On Sat Mar 06, 2010 07:43 AM
That's funny. : )

DbG
re: The condom joke en>fr fr>en
By twinkletoes08member has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 1954, member since Wed Feb 19, 2003
On Sun May 02, 2010 08:07 AM
HAHA!
the polo one made me laugh!
:')


Thanks for sharing! <3
re: The condom joke en>fr fr>en
By reel_faerie85member has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member Comments: 3633, member since Mon Mar 08, 2010
On Sun May 02, 2010 09:43 AM
Crunchie: Get that Friday feeling!
re: The condom joke en>fr fr>en
By dancer2422member has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 387, member since Tue Oct 21, 2003
On Wed May 05, 2010 12:32 PM
HAHA! these are great!
re: The condom joke en>fr fr>en
By ReallyReel Comments: 32, member since Tue Mar 02, 2010
On Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:55 PM
Or the Goodyear condoms... If it only saves you once a year! ;)

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