Well, we have the thread about trouser snakes, so I figured we should also have one about tittays. Now honestly, I DID consider posting a thread here called "Does the size of you're mans trouser snake matter?". Because, y'know, this is a dance site, and we have a lot of male members (lol) who'd rather answer that question. But I decided to go with ta-tas instead of ding dongs. (Wow, I'm pretty sure I've never used THAT sentence before.)

So what say you, gentlemen? Do you like to motorboat a huge, pornly rack? Or do you prefer... wait, do we really even need an option B?

Lmao.
I think long-term. Huge ones sag and cause back pain.
Gimme some average ones.

agreed with jcoolwhip ^^

Thanks for answering, guys. This is a REALLY important issue.