Was that TAPED? I think I see that tape...

"A STUNNING way to cover your sexy area... "

Yeah I spied tape too on the video but that might be just on a plastic model..

Why not just wear a pantyliner?

At least it doesn't need additional tape.

I am pretty sure that if I saw that in real life, I would be that person who thinks it is cute that a lingerie shop would carry matching headbands. Seriously. While gravity defying underwear is a pretty novel idea, I just don't think I could jump to that conclusion that thats what it is on my own, haha.

So...you need to clench the cheeks like you are showering in prison and keep huffing up your hoo-hoo all day or it will be laying on the floor like some tramped-up pantyliner in a snuff film?

Urmmm....wow! Now that is...I actually have no words to describe it! Special? Lol. I would also like to point out that they have describe it as having optimum "style and comfort" urm...I dont think so! To me NOTHING about that looks comfortable! Also for beachwear? Really? Does anyone care about tan lines that much?!

Nice find Helen, are you getting one?

Naomi x

Don't really think this would work well underneath an Irish Dance dress, do a high kick and weeee it goes flying off stage and you are left flashing your what nots!
Ha ha ha

It looks like a huge coloured sanitary pad to me! Why not just go naked! Or spray paint yourself down there, bet it would be cheaper

C-string? I think they really belong on a viola or cello

Jon

That looks uncomfortable. It makes me think of giant clamp. And how exactly do you *wash* such an object without it losing its stiffness? :/

Hahaha! That made my morning! This is so ridiculous! What clothing would you possibly be wearing that you needed that little coverage. I could see it MAYBE for some of those gowns that cut down very low on the side as an alternative to wearing nothing. What is holding it there though?!?

Anyone else wonder if 'C'-string is short for that nasty four letter word denoting a ladies sexy area?

I think I'd rather go commando.

I think I'm mildly disturbed by that thing. I just imagined it getting caught in my crack and trying to remove it while wearing a skirt. In my mind I saw it fall on the floor and I just stepped over it and kept going like nothing happened.

I've seen that before, and my fist thought was "How did they think of that? Were they playing with a headband...?"

That was the worst sales pitch I have ever heard. EVER.

Erin.
::righteous babe::

Hahahaa!
"Gravity defying underwear"

Remeber_my_name wrote:

Nice find Helen, are you getting one?

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha No.

I did, however, make my niece watch the video and I've convinced her to prank her mum (my sister). She's going to tell her that she's going to get one to wear under her prom dress, get another as a matching hairband and does her mother want one as well? Hilarity will ensue.

I've just been shaking my head at the whole thing - the concept, the logistics of the product, the advertorial itself, the "sales pitch", the awkwardness of the presenter. So many questions.

Helen

And the point of the "C-String" is.....? You might as well go commando....I could just imagine my shock that as an EMT, I go to cut someone's clothes off and they're wearing that. I don't know if i'd be able to control the look on my face.

Reminds me of some weird pad/tampon hybrid...

Not only was the sales pitch really awkward, but that girl looks like a teenager. And that's just wrong. On sooooo many levels.

GAH ! It looks like across between a headband and a clamp used to hold things together while glue dries, but shiny. I can't help imagining it making a "sprooiiiing" sound when you pop / clamp it on and off.


I would LOVE to see a guy version of this contraption ! Maybe we could do a write in campaign and make that happen . ha ha

I can just picture it now... Things are getting hot and heavy with the boyfriend...Taking off my clothes all sexy like. And BAM! There's my C-string.
And with my luck, he'd go 'Babe, your pad is stuck to your cooch.'

Worst. Idea. Ever.

Some of the responses to this are HILARIOUS.

Personally, I think that thing is the worst excuse for underwear EVER. I don't think I'd be able to keep my butt clenched for long enough to keep it on, it'd probably fall out. Awwwkward.

Oh, OK... I saw the words 'g-string' and 'Oz_Helen' in the same sentence and I was thinking of something quite different. Oh well, maybe some day...