Me and my friends when we are extremely bored like to play the I've just started a new job game, I realise this could be posted in the games section but I thought it would be best residing here. Some of the outcomes really are the most hideously awful jokes ever but some turn out to be hilarious.

It's a simple game and it goes like this

Me: Guess what, I've got a new business
Friend: Oh yeah? what are you doing?
Me: I'm a bra fitter
Friend: How is that going for you?
Me: Oh, it has it's perks


my favourite from a friend of mine


Danny: I've got a new business
me: what is it?
Danny: I'm a playground designer
me: Oh wow, how is it?
Danny: You know... Swings and roundabouts

can you think of any?