Noun

Donkey

Adjetive

Peachy

Tomorrow or the next day I will print the whole thing, give everybody a day or 2 to read it and start the next one. It's very funny.

I've been sick w/double ear infections and bronchitis so I haven't posted this. Sorry about that. Enjoy!

FANCY PANTS DANCE SCHOOL
We would like to QUICKLY inform you that you have been accepted by Madame CHRISTINA'S Dance School, the premier dance school in Hong Kong. Here is a list of the ATROCIOUS courses we offer:
Ballet: A SEXY form of dance with its FRUITY origins in the French court. You'll learn to preform with PURPLE grace and CRUSTY elegance while twirling on the tips of your NOSTRILS.
Tap: The name comes from the DAZED sound made when metal RUSSIANS on the dancers CHOCOLATE CHIPS touch a TALL surface. We'll teach you to rhythmically tap your CAPILLARIES.
Irish Step: LICKING: You will learn to be swift on your EYEBALLS and stand straight as a DONKEY as you perform PEACHY Irish folk dances.

Lmao! That was great!



(And hope you feel better!)

I love how you never know how it is going to come out until you read the whole thing. That's what makes it so much fun. I'm going to give it another day or 2 and start a new one.

Thanks for the get well wishes. I've been sick for almost 2 weeks and I have a day and a half of antibiotics. Guess what? I don't feel much better. My ears are still all plugged up and hurt and my cough is not getting better either although it comes and goes. Sometimes it's bad and sometimes it's not. I can't wait to feel better!

Oh no! That is a real bummer : / indeed, hopefully it will all go away in due time.

It's better but not 100%. At least I don't feel as sick as I did. Let's start it up again, guys.

Number

88

Adjective

Fuzzy

Adjective

Drunk

Person in room

Mother in Bathroom


(I hope I got that right? Sorry for the brainfart, was wondering what Person in Room meant)

I only needed the Mother, not the room. Don't worry about it, we all have those.

Adjective

Yellow

Type of liquid.

Febreze

Part of the body.

Collar Bone

Noun