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re: "OH NOES!! COULD I BE PREGNANT IF?!" A definitive guide to the chances of pregnancy. (karma: 1)
By PogMoGillies



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By reel_faerie85



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By boleyngrrl

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By Christine


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By Heart



It was 1988 in Lesotho, Africa. She had no vagina, the area was completely sealed off. She was giving head to her boyfriend when someone else walked in, got pissed, and stabbed her. The stab wounds opened her stomach and abdomen. So the sperm somehow traveled from her stomach to her uterus during the time where this was possible via a gaping wound. Nine months later, she walks into the hospital, apparently pregnant. She gives birth via C section. Also, what the hell kind of life is this girl leading?!
Hurr
If you have to ask, you're clearly not cool enough to know. *wise nod*
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By balletsfriend



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By InfiniteRose


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By Heart



This post is meant to examine the chances of pregnancy. The chances of getting pregnant from a drop of semen dripping on your cooter during anal sex are infinitesimal. I would rank it up there with "dry humping and things got a bit moist." More to the point, I have never heard of a single documented case where someone got pregnant from anal. It has never happened.
Though if one got pregnant by dripping fluids or bad aim resulting in a plunge into the wrong hole, that's not real getting pregnant from anal. That's getting pregnant from being sloppy.
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By PogMoGillies




On Fri Oct 29, 2010 07:03 AM
But, but, but, I really think that my version of whatever circumstances are so much different from what you posted that I think I should still ask the question! Plus, I really want the attention, and for everyone on DDN to pat my hand and tell me that I'll be okay!
Seriously though, good job putting this all in one place. I hope this will answer most of the questions out there.
In the end though it really comes down to this:
Could you be pregnant? Well, if you aren't sure, wait until the first day of your expected period. If it doesn't show, AND you are typically very regular, then consider getting a test. DDN doesn't have the ability to tell you better than that. If you were really unsafe, and feel really unsure, then get the morning after pill and be done with it.
Seriously though, good job putting this all in one place. I hope this will answer most of the questions out there.
In the end though it really comes down to this:
Could you be pregnant? Well, if you aren't sure, wait until the first day of your expected period. If it doesn't show, AND you are typically very regular, then consider getting a test. DDN doesn't have the ability to tell you better than that. If you were really unsafe, and feel really unsure, then get the morning after pill and be done with it.

By reel_faerie85




On Fri Oct 29, 2010 07:09 AM
LOL I love this post - lets face it if you have sexual intercourse - whether you use protection or birth control or nothing at all there is always a risk of becoming pregnant.
If you are extremely against pregnancy and don't want to get pregnant - DON'T HAVE SEX! Simple. Or as my ever so wise Nan say's "Keep your hand on your ha'penny!"
STICKY FOR THIS THOUGH PLEEEASSSE MODS!
If you are extremely against pregnancy and don't want to get pregnant - DON'T HAVE SEX! Simple. Or as my ever so wise Nan say's "Keep your hand on your ha'penny!"
STICKY FOR THIS THOUGH PLEEEASSSE MODS!

By boleyngrrl


On Fri Oct 29, 2010 07:31 AM
^^
Sticky.
Sorry, pulling mind out of gutter. But I agree- most excellent post, and it should be a sticky. The info needs to be out.



By Cien




On Fri Oct 29, 2010 08:04 AM
www.dance.net . . .
I guess we could update it, but then the old one should probably be un-stickied.
I guess we could update it, but then the old one should probably be un-stickied.

By LlamaLlamaDuck




On Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:20 PM
On a slight hijack mode, there was someone out there that did get pregnant from oral sex... I remember reading it, she had some weird medical condition...

By Christine



On Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:43 PM
but just to be clear, what about the elephants?
Keep On Dancing*
Keep On Dancing*

By Heart




On Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:27 AM
On a slight hijack mode, there was someone out there that did get pregnant from oral sex... I remember reading it, she had some weird medical condition...
It was 1988 in Lesotho, Africa. She had no vagina, the area was completely sealed off. She was giving head to her boyfriend when someone else walked in, got pissed, and stabbed her. The stab wounds opened her stomach and abdomen. So the sperm somehow traveled from her stomach to her uterus during the time where this was possible via a gaping wound. Nine months later, she walks into the hospital, apparently pregnant. She gives birth via C section. Also, what the hell kind of life is this girl leading?!
Hurr
but just to be clear, what about the elephants?
If you have to ask, you're clearly not cool enough to know. *wise nod*

By balletsfriend




On Mon Nov 01, 2010 07:08 PM
Love the charts. The next time I ever need graphs for homework or something, I'm definitely calling up Sumayah.

By Anonymous



On Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:37 AM
I just wanted to say that you theoretically could become pregnant from anal sex, if the man were to ejaculate into your anus, and then upon withdrawing his penis, the ejaculate were to drip into your vulva area, and the sperm swim up. It's still not likely to happen, but it could happen. Sperm are really good swimmers.

By InfiniteRose



On Wed Nov 10, 2010 04:46 PM
I just think the answer for all these questions should be "Yes." Even though it's not true. If you're dumb enough to think you'd get pregnant from these, you could be dumb enough to wait 3 years for a baby.

By Heart




On Tue Nov 16, 2010 01:24 AM
I just wanted to say that you theoretically could become pregnant from anal sex, if the man were to ejaculate into your anus, and then upon withdrawing his penis, the ejaculate were to drip into your vulva area, and the sperm swim up. It's still not likely to happen, but it could happen. Sperm are really good swimmers.
This post is meant to examine the chances of pregnancy. The chances of getting pregnant from a drop of semen dripping on your cooter during anal sex are infinitesimal. I would rank it up there with "dry humping and things got a bit moist." More to the point, I have never heard of a single documented case where someone got pregnant from anal. It has never happened.
Though if one got pregnant by dripping fluids or bad aim resulting in a plunge into the wrong hole, that's not real getting pregnant from anal. That's getting pregnant from being sloppy.
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By Ballerina0306
On Wed Dec 28, 2011 09:54 AM
Ummmm .... Ok then? What does this have to do with dance? Shouldn't this be posted elsewhere? I'm just saying, my seven year old sister surfs this site and pg-13 will do nothing but encourage her...

By YumYumDoughnut



On Wed Dec 28, 2011 09:56 AM
Edited by YumYumDoughnut (99333) on 2011-12-28 09:58:35
^ Your 7 year old sister shouldn't be on this website. You have to be 13 years and older. You should watch your sister to make sure she doesn't access the pg 13 threads.
If she does, that is your fault of her Guardian.
This has to do with dance, because dancers get pregnant too.
If she does, that is your fault of her Guardian.
This has to do with dance, because dancers get pregnant too.
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