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re: How much for the women?!
By Scarletmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:26 PM
Ahh, sorry, I wish I'd found that an hour previous.

Erin refused to let me buy wine this morning, now I'm feeling it for mead.

Mark
re: How much for the women?!
By Scarletmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Thu Apr 19, 2012 01:07 AM
Hrm, looks like I've got a Stats assignment due tomorrow. I'd best get cracking.
Image hotlink - 'http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a175/i_scarlet/Wutoo_37cde4_3597141.jpg'

Mark
re: How much for the women?!
By Scarletmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Thu Apr 19, 2012 06:51 AM
And now finished. I had four questions, most of the first three I completed at an earlier time, just a matter of double checking calcs and transcribing it by hand onto paper.

In the end, I couldn't do more than one part of the fourth question, so I conceded defeat on that sucker. 3 out of 4 will have to do this time. I got 100% on the last assignment for Stats, so let's hope I get 75% for this one.

Mark
re: How much for the women?!
By Scarletmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Tue Apr 24, 2012 06:07 AM
You know, I like this university caper I've got going, but nevertheless today I decided to apply for a full time job to see what happened next.

Why? Because, I wanted to. And you know what?




I̴̜̬̲͔̮͔̣͇̤̫̲͎͉̔͒̾̎ͩ͐̔̽̎̐̓̂͠T̴̯͍̭̲͓̬̈́̃̂̃̍͆ͬͮ̓̔ͣͤ͑̇̈ͦ̕ͅ ͭͣ̏͂ͣ̑̚͜͏͔̩̟Fͥͪ̓͐̾͏̧̯̝̼̺̣̟̹̭̯̥̣̗̳̬́͞ͅȆ̴ͭ̇̈ͭ͑̏͋ͦ̚҉̴̴̛̰̺̺̗L͓͇̪̻̫͇̱̹̟͈̰͉̬͍̉̆͐͐ͮ̌̂́ͫͪ̄͌ͫ̊ͨ̈́̎̚̚͟͝T̸̢͙̲͉̞̬͇̙̜̬̟̻̺̙͔̣͈̊̏̊͌͑̓̈̾́͠ͅ ̵̢̛̭͚͓̖̠͎͓̻̞̬̭̖̯͉̘̺̀̎̈́̅̎͋ͭͩͭ͟G̨͗̌ͭͨ͆̀̚҉̦̞͙͇̹̘̻̰̀Ö̱͖̰͚̭͖͍͖͙̭͓͇̘̣̯͎̞ͩͭ̒̊͒̓ͭ̏͐̀̀ͯͦ̉ͯ̋͒͜͟ͅO͉̭̦̻͇̞̫̠̥̯̠̗̺̤̬̜̣̿͊̋͋͒̂ͤ̚͜͠O͒̿ͪ͆̃ͫ͒͑͏̷̬͖̱̗̣̗̠̠̻̳̘̱͓͙̝͘͜Ǫ͚̼̬̪͚̫͖̜̞̦͛ͨͧͣ͛̈̊̊ͯ̔ͩ̓͋ͯ͘D̵̢͉̲͉̞̦̰͕̝̬͙̦̰̦̗́͂ͯͨ̈ͬ͛̅͊͆̀͢.̷̶̥͈̣̯̗̭̟͇̝̤̗͈̻̱̔͛ͭͪͨͫͯ̀͋͐ͤ͐͟͠


Mark
re: How much for the women?! (karma: 1)
By Scarletmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:53 PM
Edited by Scarlet (194795) on 2012-04-24 22:54:53 R̡̰̱̟̘͎͈͈͗͂̐ͬ̑̑̆́͆ͧ̾̎͊͞eͤ́͆̃̽ͮ̍͆̈́͌ͧ͂̈́͛̕͘͏̪̞̲̜͓̦̦̯̦̙̞̦̮̮̠̺̺͓m̧ͣͦͣ̇͗̈͝͏̷͖̙̮̰̦̘̦̼̮̥̮͙̭̤̕e̡̫͍̱̼̩̭̭̣̻͚͓̯͇̖̫ͪ̎̐̐̀̾̌͊̿ͧ̋͊͌͡m̴̨̓̊͐̐̽̊̎҉̴͈͚̤̘̜̗b̗̰͈̲͗͐ͬ͋̌͢͡ė̸̽́̃͊ͩ̊ͥͫ̑̌̐̽̔̑̚͏̨҉͉̺͕̯̭̜̥̫͍̦̟̰ͅŗ̵͉̼͚͚̫̘̩ͥ͋̂͒͑ͪ̍ͫͫ̾̅ͣ̀̀͠ ̷̰̖͍̠͚͉̟͙͖͙̺̼͖̅̑̃͘m̝̠̺͔̘̼̰̭͙̺͇ͥ̊ͪ͆̐́ͨͦͨ͐͊̈̈́͜͟e̸̢̲̥͇̖͚͍̼̺̎̽̈́̉̓͊.̨̩̻̩̘̭̣̖̩̩̝̬̞̼̤̏ͤ̽ͦ̕͞.̨̧̰̰̘̟͇̮̭͙͓͙̙̼͎̲͈͙̪ͬ̓͒͋ͦͪ̕͡.̡̛̼͇͍̗͔̹͇̰̯̏̓͆ͩ͒͒̑̐́͞
Edited by Scarlet (194795) on 2012-04-24 22:59:35 D̡̪̰̗̱͔̠͉̜̖̜͕̟̯̞́ͪ̿̿̿ͣͪ͌̐̉ͯ̋͝i̶̧̙̫̩̪͖̼̲͍͓̞̘̫̼̬ͧͥ̈̔̽̄ͣ̎̆̎̃ͩ̚s̶̡̛̠̱̟͈̊̍͒̈́̉̄̊ͭ̄̚͘͢m̢̛͈͖̩̭̭̪͎̫̤̘̗͎͈̙̞̩͚̰͕̎̿͆̌̋ͭ͘ẻ̶̺̺̲̩̱̼̤̼̩̅̓̆̆͐̉̾ͨ͗̍́̈́̆͆ͭ̀̾̚͘m̧̨̮̗̲̤͎̥̥̆͐̅ͤ̒͋͂̉̉͑̀̃ͫ͒ͩͭ̓̋͡͠ͅb̷̨̟͓͈̱͉͖̤͉̗̭̹̙͎̼͕ͪ̈́̾̇͂̾ͪͦ͗̎ͨ͛ͭͣͭͦͧ̔͂͝ę̨̖̱̳̻͍̥̰̺̄̀̉ͣ̀͐ͤͦ͞ͅr̢̈́ͩ͆ͦͭ̊̄̃͐̎̋͘͏͇͕̖͙͙͖͉̻̹̤͇̖̯̝̖̣ ͪ̎ͫ͗̀̂ͫ͐ͩͥ́̚̚͏͡͏͓̞̻̳͈̪̬͕̱͙̘m̋̑̑̅͐̎ͯͥ̆̉͛ͮͦ͂ͪ̍̽́̓͏̷̨̠̭̝͎̞̰͓̪̱̙̰̖̙̝̼̝̺ě̶̬͉̥͙̤̝̺̦̩͔̌ͪͫͧ̉ͪ̉͂ͤ͂̔̉͊̂͡.̵̢̛̛̹̮̞͕̝͈͚̙̺̝̰̪̤̰͇͙̼͈͐̅̾̚͡ͅ.̛͔̹̱̝͈̮̩͚͇̣̳͎͙̫ͥͨ́ͥͬ̄̀́̿̓̾̎̚.̢̛̎͋ͯ̽͂́͊̌͒̽ͨ̂͋ͭ̅̊̂̀͌҉̱̮̬͇̘̳̩̞ͅ
Edited by Scarlet (194795) on 2012-04-24 23:01:08 Ş̧̛͚̰̞̻͎̥̝̻̗̟̐̓̎͊͌͛ͧ̅͂ͥ̒ͨ́͊̓͑̒̓͡ͅp̸̨̞̳̞̳̹̭̮̯̝̥̬̺̯̺͙̙͐̒ͬ͆ͩ͑̈̾͑͋̽̚ͅe̡̛͎̤̣̗̪̰̪̬̘̱̘̟̞̺̭̙͇̽ͣͮͤ͑̐̆̽͒͑̏̊͌ͪ̑̈͝l̡̛̰͉͈̫̹͖̺̰̟̳̹͓͍̮͙͌̒̾̔̍̓ͬ́́̚͢͝l̴̡̡̈́ͬ̓ͯͦ̎ͯ̅͂́̌̓̇̾̎҉̛̮̤͈̦̭̠̱̲̳̮͓̘i̵̢̅ͪͯ͌̑̓͝͠͏̦̬̫͉͎̰͙n̓̐̌ͥ́̀ͥ́̚͜͡͏͔̩̭͔̞͎̜g̷̵̴̫͍͇̱̬͓̖͙͍͖̝̒ͭ̀̊ͫ̂ͦ͊́͢ͅ ̷̵̗̜̺͈̘̣̳̗͚͖̲̖̝͓̍͊̀̽͑̆̿̆͊͐̌̐̃̿ͬ͗ͥͬ͘͡ṃ̡̛͖̦̤̼̜̹̺͈̺̳͍͍̝͙̭̠̻͓̇ͪ̽̈́ͬ́̏ͬ̚̚͘̕ȋ̸̝̻͎͇̥̹̘̬͚̘̘̯̖͎̼͔̼ͩ͋̏̔̓̐̀̚̚̕̕̕š̴̢̬̺̦̙̜̖͓̹̗͙̪̭̒̓͆̌̈͛̓͑ͮ̅̇͗͑̓̆͟͢͞ͅṭ̡̧̨͓͎͉̯̻̣̂͋ͫ̈̑̿̎̈́̑́͒͆̒̚̚͝ͅͅa̴̧͈͚̺͓͇̞̳̥̅ͦ̾̄ͬͤ̇ͬ̌̋͐̏ͯ̾k̶̨͕̜̬̼̠͍̰͈͓̭͓̞̥̫͈̼̗͈ͭ͒̎͋̏̂́ͯͦ̅́̑͆̓ȇ̸̴̡̥̰̥̜̘̱̼͉̹̰̰̼ͮ̋̌̄ͮ͢s͐ͥ̐̊̂̇̊̅̍̉ͭ̑ͦ̀̅̊ͨ̚͡҉҉̸͏̹̥̜̜ ̴̧̝̩̓̌̾̇̓͂̂ͮ͒͞ͅͅc̭͇̭̬͍̭͉͈͙̰̻̟̮̞̤̈́ͪ͛̿̋͌̓̄͂̑ͣ̔͑̚͘ͅo̥̜̱̯̰̱̰̜͔̘̪͙̝͈ͫ̄ͯͨͯ̀͜ͅm̊̈̈́͊̃̎̌̌̇ͤͧͫ҉̷̪̦̮̳̦̣̜̰͔m̴̡̳̠̖̦̰͇͍̎̊̃̓̉͒̐̾̍̚͘͞ē̡̢̛͕̘̤̱̝͖͇̜͚̫͍̤̮ͬ̃͘ṱ̨̨̪̙̰͖̞͚̟̪̙͌̆ͨ̾̒ͫͣ̏ͣ̀́͘h̴̛͇̗̪͙ͮ̏ͣͦ̍͑ͭ͊̓ͥ̆̓́̋ͤ̂ͤ́̚.̶̫͕̩̖̫̳͕̺̱̒͗̉͑̄ͫ̏͑͐͒ͫ̈́̅̂͑́ͥ͘͘͝͞.̴͌͌͌ͮ̿̄̈́̎̎̂̓͌͏̼͕̬̪͇͚̼̟̩͓̳̯̟̮̳̤.̎́̓̔͊͏̵̳͔͓̗̬̭͖͔͖̣͢͢
I have heard that tall, thin structures are often celebrations commissioned by leaders to their erections. This tends to be a male phenomenon.

I give you, Jeff's Erection:
Image hotlink - 'http://www.treeworld.info/attachments/f8/8301d1225082965-ace-master-s-pics-tulla5.jpg'

This was commissioned by Jeff Kennett, former premier of Victoria and deep inspiration for a couple of other states (read almost all of them) and the national government to sell off ALL public assets in a sneaky state owned corporate strategy.

It worked and he used the money to build a shed on a stinking river, a series of red metal "ribs" in a puddle of fetid water and a giant, yellow metal dick poking out of another puddle upstream. Catch the shuttle bus from the airport in Melbourne and you'll definitely be greeted by the proud former member's proud member towering above you like some kind of industrial bukake nightmare. And that thing is only just out of line-of-sight from our front yard.

I'd like to include the Washington Monument, but George Washington was long dead before they erected his. I suppose we should be thankful someone took measurements before he died.
Image hotlink - 'http://theinfosphere.org/images/f/f8/Clinton_Monument.jpg'

In all honesty, I've seen some pretty awful things in my time (Rasputin's dismembered member in a jar ranks highly). But in spite of that, I don't think I'd ever want to have seen Kim Il Sung's willy.
Image hotlink - 'http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/worsthotel.jpg'
Cripes, I hope that's not a hereditary trait, or I weep for Kim Jong-un's partner.

Mark
re: How much for the women?!
By Scarletmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Sat Apr 28, 2012 07:15 AM
Red wine makes me more vehemently anti-war than I usually am.
White wine makes me want to powerbomb.

How should I overcome this? Why, hard liquor of course!

Mark
re: How much for the women?!
By Scarletmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Sun May 06, 2012 04:28 AM
Edited by Scarlet (194795) on 2012-05-06 04:51:36 That was a bit rude, now. Wasn't it?
Hrm, don't know how much I want to put down here. It's been a tumultuous couple of months and I don't think everything has panned out in the way that I'd hoped for.

But that's not to matter, I'm a resilient mofo.

What? I'm being too vague? Well in that case I suppose I must give the whole skinny:

The CIA is after my sperm. I sent the FBI a fresh hotdog one day, and I had a call from the reanimated head of J. Edgar Hoover Damn that they were no longer willing to accept rancid penises. This was news to me so I offered to make good by sending him a new pink tutu, however he took offence as he'd lost a lot of weight over the last half century.

So, I said I could provide the location of Ulrike Meinhof. He was non-plussed at my offer as he explained that the CIA had paid the West German government to have her assasinated in prison and make it look like a hanging.

In light of that information, I decided to withhold any information I had about the sex tape of Andreas Baader and a young George W Bush lookalike I held in my possesion.

I did let slip that Holger Meins was not dead and was living in my basement. So Mr Hoover said he'd get David Petraeus on my "ass".

I told him to leave that sick freak away from my donkey.

So, now I'm in trouble with a foreign country. I should never have become a diplomat.

Mark
re: How much for the women?!
By Scarletmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Wed May 16, 2012 01:14 AM
Alrighty then. Serious Mark:

My uni work was going well, however I've decided to forfeit this term with a Leave of Absence and return to teaching. The next term doesn't start for nearly two months so I've got myself registered to be a casual relief teacher.

Madness. There are still some things I need to negotiate with the university, namely that this will seriously banjax my GPA, plus whether I return next year externally... it's very doubtful that I'll be doing that.

At any rate, I've been cautious of my state government's attitude towards education and various vital public services and was alarmed at their proposals to end funding for low-end tertiary education. Seeing how they've treated the nurses over their trade dispute in particular, I can see that primary and secondary education may suffer soon.

And I can surmise that the government in my home state will more than likely have some funky business with certain mining magnates into funding for state schools up there too. It's all a little creepy at the moment, so I'm going to put my ear to the ground and find out a little more.

So, the long and short of it is as follows:
Uni - No
Teaching - Casual relief for the next few months, full-time next term hopefully.
Picture of ... something...:
Image hotlink - 'http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/baby-carriage-gas-mask.jpg'

Mark
re: How much for the women?! (karma: 1)
By hummingbird
On Thu May 17, 2012 02:08 PM
That picture would be of a gas (mask?) no cover, for a pram, it might look like a BBQ on wheels but the baby in there isn't meant to be being cooked.

Madness? You did say Madness so here's some Madness



All the best with the funding, I hope it works out well.
re: How much for the women?!
By Puss_in_Bootsmember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Sat May 19, 2012 08:40 AM
What can I say? YAY QLD

Disappointing that your state seems to be similarly stupid though. Good luck with the teaching (although I hope you won't need it)!
re: How much for the women?!
By Scarletmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Tue Jun 12, 2012 08:27 PM
Edited by Odessa (22571) on 2012-06-14 15:31:58 spellinggggggg
Edited by Odessa (22571) on 2012-06-14 18:39:28 embed-fix?
Getting a teaching job is proving difficult, and that's down to a number of factors that I don't really want to go into at the moment. It's just dull, run of the mill logistical nonsense so I won't bore you with whinging about that. So I'll whinge about something else.

Inspired by Odessa updating her diary, I thought I'd follow suit. Today I find myself holed up in bed with my laptop, waiting for a phone interview (hopefully within 45 minutes of writing this) for a job I don't want, but pays a bit more than I had, so I'll take it. The bed situation isn't out of laziness, no. You have to force me into bed with a steel bar, just feeling ill. Not nauseous, not cloudy in the head, just lethargic and achy. It might be electrolyte imbalance, so I've got my isotonic sports drink next to me (I hear it's got what plants crave), but we'll see what happens. Personally, I'd much prefer a cannula and a big bag of saline pumping into my arm. Mmmmmm, that feels goood.

Also
Image hotlink - 'http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/9740/ed332eb157e74be1b1c0e5a.jpg'
Mark
re: How much for the women?! (karma: 1)
By Scarletmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Sun Jun 17, 2012 08:16 AM
So, tonight is my last night of unemployment, hopefully for a while (even if I get the opportunity to go on to better jobs).

In the last week, I ended up getting one of those Hipstergram accounts and uploading some stuff that pops into my head. So, tonight I might as well post some OC rather than crap I find on the webbernets:

Image hotlink - 'http://distilleryimage11.instagram.com/e81c9d28b79511e1aebc1231381b647a_7.jpg'

If the picture doesn't work, here's the direct link: instagr.am . . ..

Mark
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