Guys Only PG-13I invented a new product! Introducing the SUNCUP™ (karma: 5)
By panic Comments: 11592, member since Thu Dec 16, 2004
On Sun Sep 18, 2011 02:59 AM
So you've heard of the mooncup, right? That's the little plastic doohicky your crunchy girlfriend sticks up her vagina to trap in all the juices. It's absolutely disgusting, but it's environmentally friendly.
Well, I've decided to take that idea one step further. With my new SUNCUPÂ™ you can take environmental friendliness to the next level. SUNCUPÂ™ is an anal tampon replacement that traps feces in your rectum until you can dispose of it in a responsible and environmentally friendly manner. No wasteful toilet paper is needed!
To use the SUNCUPÂ™, just insert it into your rectum - large end first. That's it! Using the SUNCUPÂ™ is fun and easy - as well as environmentally friendly.
To remove the SUNCUPÂ™, just insert your finger into your anus (some people find this uncomfortable at first, but you'll get used to it!) and locate the convenient pull-tab. Using a gentle yet steady pressure, remove the SUNCUPÂ™. The first few times you use your SUNCUPÂ™, feces will probably spray all over the place, so be prepared. But with practice, you'll learn to limit the splatters. After a few months of use, fecal contamination will be limited mostly to your hands, face, and buttocks. Sure, some people find this disgusting. But we're saving the environment!
To reuse your SUNCUPÂ™, simply rinse it with cool water, and reinsert (large end first - don't forget that part or you may experience anal leakage). It's as simple as that. Saving the environment has never been so easy and enjoyable!
Try my new SUNCUPÂ™ and say NO to multinational toilet paper companies. Don't be a slave to toilet paper. Help your environment and help yourself help your anus. Help yourself to SUNCUPÂ™.