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Breasts while standing up... =D
By BloodyDanceToesmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Thu Sep 22, 2011 06:37 PM

I have this dumb thing about my breast.

I hate them when I'm upright (or.. I suppose when I'm like, bending over..)

When I'm laying down, they're fantastic. Great shape, look good, etc. When I'm standing up, they like.. hang... weirdly. I've thought this for YEARS now, but after a talk with some girlfriends, I realize I'm the only one who feels this way.

Please, someone, tell me I'm not alone.

I suppose I could probably do exercises to tighten them one day... maybe I'll research that.

(I realize this is a completely dorky question... it's not like I avoid standing up or anything)

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By AlwaysOnStagePremium member
On Thu Sep 22, 2011 07:34 PM
I, too, prefer laying-down-boobs to standing-up-boobs, or god forbid upside-down-boobs. The shape change is...disconcerting.
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By LlamaLlamaDuckmember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Thu Sep 22, 2011 08:59 PM
bending over boobs is not pretty mine kinda go tubular.
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By Kekoamember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Thu Sep 22, 2011 09:29 PM
Wow, I actually have thought the exact same thing. Many, many times.
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By Breannemember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:16 PM
I hate how much my boobs hang when I'm standing up. I'm 20 so I don't think they are sagging but they just look so much better in a bra or laying down. You are not alone.
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By PureTapPremium member
On Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:27 PM
Geez, you are all so lucky you can say that - when you've had a couple of kids and start getting a bit older, you don't end up with any boobs at all when you lay down. Your armpits are a bit lumpy and bumpy, though...

:D

Ick, that even put a gross picture in MY mind!
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By CaffeinePremium member
On Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:06 AM
You know, I'm the opposite: they're big, but kinda perky (for their size) when standing.

When I'm lying down, though, they liquify, and either try and choke me or puddle in the armpits. NOT attractive!
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By BloodyDanceToesmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Fri Sep 23, 2011 04:42 AM
Hm... I never thought about them being so big the almost kill you.

I have also determined that all the girls I've talked to, are full of crap.
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By OvertheOcean
On Fri Sep 23, 2011 01:50 PM
^They don't want to admit that their boobs have minds of their own.

I prefer lying-down boobs myself, or strapped-in-a-bra boobs.
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By Trout
On Fri Sep 23, 2011 04:58 PM
My boobs get kind of a triangular sag when I'm standing up with no bra. When I'm lying down, though, they're perfect. I also don't like that I have poofy marshmallow nipples. Any time you see a boob it's like the nipples are small and pointy and perfect, but mine seriously look like those jumbo marshmallows that you cook s'mores with. Gross. I really, really don't like my boobs.

My sweet boyfriend, however, thinks they're perfect, and doesn't understand why I'm so self conscious about them and try to hide them.

Stephen King once wrote about this in The Stand. Can't find the quote, but it's something like "a woman's body is most beautiful when it's lying flat. The stomach rests flat and her breasts settle naturally." Something weird like that. But anyway, if Stephen King wrote about it, it's got to be true. :P
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By bethnee_rose
On Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:58 PM
Ugh I hate my 'lying down boobs'

I have frustratingly big boobs (Size E... Hate how big they are) and so when I lay down, well they are like what Caffeine said... they try to choke me!!!

On an almost totally unrelated note... I watched a programme on plastic surgery last night... an 19 year old got breast implants that made them a size... wait for it... DOUBLE J!!!! How does she walk without toppling over!!! lol
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By BloodyDanceToesmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Sat Sep 24, 2011 06:37 PM
^... what?! I just... what?!

At 19?! Was she looking to go into porn or something? Really weird porn?
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By Prima_ballerina5member has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Sat Sep 24, 2011 07:48 PM
I agree with Caffine. I prefer mine when I'm standing to when I'm laying down.
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By Celebrianmember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Mon Sep 26, 2011 07:23 PM
Mine are on the big side but look great even braless and when I happen to lean to get something. I don't mind what they do when I lie down, they don't shift all that badly, but I think it just feels weird to have a part of your body shift all by itself without any assistance. And not for nothing, but I do wish they were smaller. They hurt my back!
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By HardestWorker
On Tue Sep 27, 2011 04:43 AM
I love mine laying down but they are triangle city when I am standing, and bending over? Forget it!

From what I gather, smaller-chested people feel the way I do (and yes, I'm small), and then people with larger chests tend to hate lying down boobs because they go everywhere.
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By Naivohwmember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:45 AM
I'm the total opposite! I hate mine lying down, because they are so small they disappear and I just look flat-chested. I don't mind then standing up, and I really like them when I bend over because it looks like I have actual cleavage!
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By BloodyDanceToesmember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Tue Sep 27, 2011 07:34 PM
I'm actually really pumped that all breast sizes have issues.
(Cept Celebrian.. *shakes fist*)
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By Celebrianmember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Mon Oct 03, 2011 08:48 AM
LOL, don't be hatin' cause I'm my fine self, ROFL!
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By Coccinellamember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Mon Oct 03, 2011 09:32 AM
Don't worry, Celebrian, I will join you in saying I also have fabulous breasts no matter the position. Mine grew very slowly and steadily and I think that has helped in keeping them very perky and "stable", lol. :)
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By Martha_Cecillemember has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Tue Oct 04, 2011 01:51 PM
I don't like them "bend over".

I call them the "doggy style"-boobs :P I never saw boobs in that position that I find attractive...in certain film...if you know what I mean. I am uncomfortable with my own boobs too in that position, worst when they "move". But that's alright, we can't like everything about ourselves, right?!
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By lovedanse
On Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:20 PM
I have a really small chest. Size 32/34a. For a dancer, its kind of nice because there's no bouncing or anything. But I agree with the whole standing up vs. lying down thing. They just look sexier when lying down.
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By mandakp
On Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:38 PM
Coccinella wrote:

Don't worry, Celebrian, I will join you in saying I also have fabulous breasts no matter the position. Mine grew very slowly and steadily and I think that has helped in keeping them very perky and "stable", lol. :)


I'm also going to join this team! Mine are reasonably small, but very perky :D I guess they kind of disappear a bit when I lie down, but I can deal with it.
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By bethnee_rose
On Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:29 PM
I would just like to say that since this thread was created I have found myself at times looking down and thinking "Do I like my breasts like this?" (While gardening, cutting vegetables and sitting at the computer are times that stick out in my mind where this has happened!)

Lol it cracks me up everytime I do though! I stick by my original statement that I like them standing up but hate them lying down!
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By SiyoNqobamember has saluted, click to view salute photosPremium member
On Sun Oct 23, 2011 02:25 AM
I like mine both standing up and lying on my back. But I can't stand them when I'm lying on my side. They actually curve, like, the complete opposite way to what they're supposed to.
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By liv5
On Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:15 PM
I have thought the same thing. Only recently I have noticed that two things really make a difference to the look and shape of your boobs (unless you have like naturally wonky breasts or something) - posture and type of bra you are wearing.
Push up bras give a generally nicer look and you feel sexier.
With your posture, try looking at your boobs with your shoulders slightly back and your back upwright, not slouching. it should help. :)
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