It's my new slogan. I DO NUMBER TWO! I've put a lot of thought into this karma thing, and I've realized that it doesn't matter if I'm never number one. I just have to be happy being me. And if that means being number two, then I'm ok with that. Sometimes number two is just as good as number one. Sometimes, when you're second place, you've actually won the race. That's my new philosophy. Of course, if you're 39th (just for example), you're probably doing something wrong. But if you're number two, that's quite an achievement. I'm PROUD of my number two. I'm so proud, I can almost smell it. That's why my new motto is, "I DO NUMBER TWO!" And no one can take my number two away from me.

Ha ha ha
When I was younger doing a number 2 meant you were taking a dump as in a bathroom visit

^Yeah me too!

I opened it wondering how on earth he was going to relate 'give me karma' to poo!

bearcat245 wrote:

Ha ha ha
When I was younger doing a number 2 meant you were taking a dump as in a bathroom visit

I think that's the point. He "can almost smell it." I can from here, too. All those veggies and snails certainly have an interesting effect on his bowels.

panic wrote:

I've put a lot of thought into this karma thing, and I've realized that it doesn't matter if I'm never number one. I just have to be happy being me.

Ah Ha!



The essence of enlightenment.

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Ok so from reading the replies I have come up with the slogan

Panic=poo in the loo

How many of you checked to see if you were 39th?

^ I definitely checked to see who it was!

We're going through a phase of calling a poo a "dirt" in our house. As in, "have you just dropped a dirt?" or "excuse me, just off to lay a dirt". I wonder what other slang terms there are?

thesaurus.com . . .

And this is only the beginning.

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Louise wrote:

^ I definitely checked to see who it was!

We're going through a phase of calling a poo a "dirt" in our house. As in, "have you just dropped a dirt?" or "excuse me, just off to lay a dirt". I wonder what other slang terms there are?

Well, my bf's told me once or twice that he was going to "drop the kids off at the pool".

Lovely O__O

Hey number 2

www.youtube.com . . .

I thought about this number two, too got it from the "worlds greatest show" sex and the city

let's hear what jon lajoie has to say about it:
www.youtube.com . . .

eeeew, I never even thought about number two meaning poop. You people are DISGUSTING.

My husband calls it "emptying kack canyon". I have no idea where he got that from-probably some sort of Scottish rhyming slang (ie: take a Barry White or Eartha Kitt). Pretty horrible.

Panic, maybe you can submit your jingle to the Charmin toilet paper people. It is certainly better than "enjoy the go".

The first thing that popped into my mind when I saw the title was that when I was about 4 or 5, I used to call poop number two or bah bah. My mom and aunt told me that they used to call it keek.

Kack is Welsh from the word Cachu and rhyming slang is from east London.

But number 2 will always be just number two.

Poor kandykane

I hope now that whenever any of us have to make a number 2, we can just call it "taking a panic" or maybe "dropping a panic" hmm so many options. How clever of you panic to lend your namesake so that we can all feel better about what we call our poo, you will have the added benefit of knowing that people are thinking about you while sitting on the toilet.

www.youtube.com . . .

best song about poo I could find!

number 2? is that the number after 11 and before 6? As a woman, I am really confused with all this math lingo you are using.