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Trailor stuff contest
By pointshoe16
On Wed Jul 11, 2012 08:40 AM
Edited by pointshoe16 (248551) on 2012-07-11 09:35:53
Locked by pointshoe16 (248551) on 2012-08-14 16:24:01 Someone won!!!!

My uncle has this big trailer that he carries around with him all over the country. he owns a race car in formula drift racing. he has tons of weird stuff in it, like one time someone needed a bath towel and he had one in his trailer. the contest is to name something funny that he might have in his trailer. the funniest wins! the prize is simply having the honor of winning, and maybe have it published on his website if I can talk him in to it. The contest will end August 15th

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re: Trailor stuff contest
By schuhplattlerPremium member
On Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:01 PM
First let's give him the same load that I once had to haul:
1. A package labeled Flash Point 23°F (-4.5°C) - and no telling how much dry ice was left in the package, so that had to go first, which warped my routing so that items 2 and 3 had to go last.
2. A 900-pound forming die - try tying that down.
3. 360 pounds of poorly-packed cookies. That's the way the ball bounces.
4. 13 other packages going to different destinations.
Then let's add some other items that either friends or myself have hauled:
Four beehives.
28 crates of pig hearts (the end product would be a valve for a human heart).
A wedding cake.
Radioactive medicine.
A drum of mercaptan (the odorizer for utility gas).
Finally, add an item found only in cartoon:
A thoroughly wrapped, curvy package, about 165 cm long, marked "Do Not Squeeze".


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