GLBT PG-13Sally Ride was Americaís first Lezbonaut
By panic Comments: 11592, member since Thu Dec 16, 2004
On Wed Jul 25, 2012 01:42 AM
Edited by panic (116436) on 2012-07-25 01:47:32 I added stuff. Duh.
So according to USA Today, Ride was scissoring with some lesbian leprechaun (named Tam O'Schaughnessy - I'm just assuming about the leprechaun part) for TWENTY SEVEN YEARS. Who knew NASA had a Don't Ask Don't Tell policy?
I really think Ms Ride should have come out (dare I say sallied forth?) years ago to let young lesbians know there¬ís more to life than softball and carpet munching. They could also grow up to sport a glorious 80s mullet.
Or I guess they could be an astronaut. Pfft. But what are the odds of that? Especially since NASA obviously has something against lesbians.
Anyway, I wish I knew you were into muff while you were still alive. It would have made you seem a lot more interesting. I know you did all that science stuff, but BLECH! Science is for nerds. Lesbians are hot.
RIP Sally Ride.
edit: here's the USA Today article www.usatoday.com . . .